Revenge on cheating girlfriend?

xxAgentCowxx

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Ok, so i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me

what would happen if i... let her AOL screenname slip on the forums here?

i have her password too but then thats getting illegal and ill have none of that.

Don't even think about it!
 

Shockwave

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You'd be better served to offer up nekkid pics of her on all major forums / dating websites. Include address and phone number.
Now, details! You cant simply say "She's sheating" and leave it! Give us a story...You walk in on her? She have a little white stain on her clothes? Found an email? COme on man...elaborate.....
 
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Originally posted by: Shockwave
You'd be better served to offer up nekkid pics of her on all major forums / dating websites. Include address and phone number.
Now, details! You cant simply say "She's sheating" and leave it! Give us a story...You walk in on her? She have a little white stain on her clothes? Found an email? COme on man...elaborate.....

w0rd.

We need :camera:s to determine if she's even worth revenge. ;)

- M4H
 

Brutuskend

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You want revenge?

Send her over to my place.

She WILL be sorry, and she will be GLAD to be back with you afterwards! :eek:
 

LuNoTiCK

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Have sex with her mom.


But seriously, dont even bother. Just don't talk to her anymore, it's not worth the hassle.
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You want revenge?

Send her over to my place.

She WILL be sorry, and she will be GLAD to be back with you afterwards! :eek:

Yeah, sorry to have 3 inches of dried out hot dog. :p

:D

 

xxAgentCowxx

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
You'd be better served to offer up nekkid pics of her on all major forums / dating websites. Include address and phone number.
Now, details! You cant simply say "She's sheating" and leave it! Give us a story...You walk in on her? She have a little white stain on her clothes? Found an email? COme on man...elaborate.....

We had a huge fight, then make-up sex, then as I struggled to stand up to get my pants on and i looked at her and she had a huge hickey under her nipple, and it sure as fvck wasnt from me because i leave my marks on neck and shoulders only. I knew at first glance that it was her old fvck buddy, because i knew her before i went out with her and her chest was ALWAYS covered in them... but i second guessed myself that it wasnt because i liked her so much... then we broke up a few days ago, and i signed on her name by accident on aim and she has her buddies all classified, and has a "boyfriend" folder with her ex fvck buddys screennames in it, after she broke up with me allegedly because "she wasnt in the mindset to have a boyfriend" and that i rocked and told me for an hour straight how much she still wanted to be friends. Oh, and another thing was we traded blankets, and i was in her room a while ago and there was a huge white splatter dried on it.. *shudder* that she says was from her, which i believed at the time as well (i knew from experience she could, but not that much)
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
You want revenge?

Send her over to my place.

She WILL be sorry, and she will be GLAD to be back with you afterwards! :eek:

Yeah, sorry to have 3 inches of dried out hot dog. :p

:D

Yeah, well it may be dried out NOW, but it won't be after I soak it in beans.

What KIND of beans you ask?

Human beans!! ;)
 

EyeMWing

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Send her here. I just had a breakup after 5 years and am in a very sadistic mood. When I'm done, she'll have a new appreciation for small sausages and the power of the emotionally wounded human male. She'll never cheat on anyone again.