Revenge of the Ants

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piasabird

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http://news.yahoo.com/hairy-crazy-a...=NONJS_POST_SUCCESS#ugccmt-post-frm-container

The ants are slowly traveling in places like Florida,Mississippi, Texas, etc. They emit some kind of pherenome when attacked. Then the colony attacks the attacker. The ants also bite.

Good luck if you live in the south.

The ants are probably native to South America, MacGown said. But they were recorded in the Caribbean by the late 19th century, said Jeff Keularts, an extension associate professor at the University of the Virgin Islands. That's how they got the nickname "Caribbean crazy ants." They've also become known as Rasberry crazy ants, after the exterminator.

Now they're making their way through parts of the Southeast. Florida had the ants in about five counties in 2000 but today is up to 20, MacGown said. Nine years after first being spotted in Texas, that state now has them in 18 counties. So far, they have been found in two counties in Mississippi and at least one Louisiana parish.

Texas has temporarily approved two chemicals in its effort to control the ants, and other states are looking at ways to curb their spread.

Controlling them can be tricky. Rasberry said he's worked jobs where other exterminators had already tried and failed. Gold said some infestations have been traced to hay bales hauled from one place to another for livestock left without grass by the drought that has plagued Texas.

MacGown said he hopes their numbers are curbed in Louisiana and Mississippi before it's too late.

The hairy crazy ants do wipe out one pest — fire ants — but that's cold comfort.

"I prefer fire ants to these," MacGown said. "I can avoid a fire ant colony."
 
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Jaskalas

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"I prefer fire ants to these," MacGown said. "I can avoid a fire ant colony."
I HATE fire ants.

Never met these 'crazies', but they don't sound pleasant either.
 

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I HATE fire ants.

Never met these 'crazies', but they don't sound pleasant either.

Indeed. Pretty much everyone in the Southeast hates fire ants with the fires of a thousand suns. Its hard to imagine something worse replacing them. Invasive species FTL. :thumbsdown:
 

Lemon law

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But admitting the Northern expansion of these crazy ants is due to global warming is so politically incorrect, so join me in saying its not really happening.

But cheer up, if global warming raises Gulf Coast temps another few degrees C, the predators of these ants that keep their numbers in check in South America will finally be able to survive in the American Gulf Coast. Of course by then, Malaria and and all kinds of jungle fevers will be killing millions as far North as Canada.
 

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But admitting the Northern expansion of these crazy ants is due to global warming is so politically incorrect, so join me in saying its not really happening.

But cheer up, if global warming raises Gulf Coast temps another few degrees C, the predators of these ants that keep their numbers in check in South America will finally be able to survive in the American Gulf Coast. Of course by then, Malaria and and all kinds of jungle fevers will be killing millions as far North as Canada.

OMG SPECIES MIGRATE DUE TO NEEDS! STOP THE PRESSES! What the fuck do you think humans have done forever? Migrated all over trying to find better places to live, now we're utterly shocked when another species does it?
 

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But admitting the Northern expansion of these crazy ants is due to global warming is so politically incorrect, so join me in saying its not really happening.

But cheer up, if global warming raises Gulf Coast temps another few degrees C, the predators of these ants that keep their numbers in check in South America will finally be able to survive in the American Gulf Coast. Of course by then, Malaria and and all kinds of jungle fevers will be killing millions as far North as Canada.

Horse manure. When white people start to die of these diseases a cure will be found tout sweet.
 

Jaskalas

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But admitting the Northern expansion of these crazy ants is due to global warming is so politically incorrect, so join me in saying its not really happening.

Couldn't possibly have been to due human importation. Nope, a trace gas in the atmosphere must have transported them.
 

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That article is a great example of bad journalism. Long on pointless anecdotes and not much else. Terrible introduction, no real structure. Actually surprised he didn't find some "farmer who grew up 'round these parts" to swear that he's caught some of them mating with African killer bees (remember them?).
 

piasabird

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They said they sometimes are moved around in Hay Bales. Maybe dont buy any decorative hay bales for halloween.

This is another case of the government protecting you. Oh Yeah! The government is not protecting you. Wouldnt want to spread the word that this kind of thing happens when we import things from south of the border.
 
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But admitting the Northern expansion of these crazy ants is due to global warming is so politically incorrect, so join me in saying its not really happening.

But cheer up, if global warming raises Gulf Coast temps another few degrees C, the predators of these ants that keep their numbers in check in South America will finally be able to survive in the American Gulf Coast. Of course by then, Malaria and and all kinds of jungle fevers will be killing millions as far North as Canada.

Don't you have some dead palestian to cry about?
Seems like if Global warming were true, they'd be trying to move out of the freaking desert.
 
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