rudder
Lifer
You know kids will be kids. My son is in elemtary school and walks home every day. I try to teach him manners but there is a degree of peer pressure that I cannot control. He was walking home from school yesterday sipping on his favorite juice box. When he was done his friends dared him to drop it on someones lawn. Apparently some whipped guy lives there with this mean old bitty. She saw him and slammed the screen door and proceeded to tear into him. He was in tears. If it was me, I would have exlpained that this was rude and that he should take care of his trash.He is only 6 years old.
But the way this lady tore into him... I am ready to revenge. Apparently there is some spineless little girl married to this woman.
I told my son about the poop in a bag trick. Or maybe see if their car is unlocked and throw a piece of tuna under the seat. I would love to see the look on the husbands face as he tells his wife she smells like rotten tuna. She is going to get it though... and I am sure she will take it out on her husband LOL.
Locked because "elementary" is spelled wrong. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
(Just kidding. Locked because this is a failed parody thread - see replies.)
But the way this lady tore into him... I am ready to revenge. Apparently there is some spineless little girl married to this woman.
I told my son about the poop in a bag trick. Or maybe see if their car is unlocked and throw a piece of tuna under the seat. I would love to see the look on the husbands face as he tells his wife she smells like rotten tuna. She is going to get it though... and I am sure she will take it out on her husband LOL.
Locked because "elementary" is spelled wrong. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
(Just kidding. Locked because this is a failed parody thread - see replies.)
