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Retards have invaded my work.

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FDF12389

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I got a call from our outsourced help desk: "Can you give Ron a call, his phone isn't working" thats all the voicemail says.

First off, who the eff is Ron, second of all, what the fuck is rons number, thirdly, how the fuck I am gonna call ron if his phone isnt working, fourth, I dont fucking fix phones.

/Rant
 
Originally posted by: FDF12389
I got a call from our outsourced help desk: "Can you give Ron a call, his phone isn't working" thats all the voicemail says.

First off, who the eff is Ron, second of all, what the fuck is rons number, thirdly, how the fuck I am gonna call ron if his phone isnt working, fourth, I dont fucking fix phones.

/Rant
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LOLing :laugh:

Fern
 
Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR? 😕
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Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

Plus the fact if he calls up HR and asks "do you have a phone number for ron?" and they say, "we have 50 rons, what's his last name?". 😉
 
I just thought it was going to be just another rant where the OP just can't get past his own ego. Looks like there's merit in that rant.
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR? 😕
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Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.
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I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.
 
Originally posted by: EGGO
I just thought it was going to be just another rant where the OP just can't get past his own ego. Looks like there's merit in that rant.
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When have I been egotistical?
 
Originally posted by: FDF12389
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR? 😕
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Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.
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I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.
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COME ON!!!!

<FDF12389> Hi is this Ron?
<Ron> Yes?
<FDF12389> Is your phone working?
<Ron> err, yes.
<FDF12389> Ok thanks.

x17 :laugh: Process of elimination buddy.
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR? 😕
Click to expand...

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

Plus the fact if he calls up HR and asks "do you have a phone number for ron?" and they say, "we have 50 rons, what's his last name?". 😉
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Ron Ron. naturally.
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: FDF12389
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR? 😕
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Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.
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I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.
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COME ON!!!!

<FDF12389> Hi is this Ron?
<Ron> Yes?
<FDF12389> Is your phone working?
<Ron> err, yes.
<FDF12389> Ok thanks.

x17 :laugh: Process of elimination buddy.
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With my luck one of them would be forwarding to a cell phone and I would wake up a senior VP in the middle of teh night to ask if his phone is working.
 
Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.
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I heard he is in Al Qaeda.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Perknose
Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.
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I heard he is in Al Qaeda.
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Then it must be true.
 
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