Retards have invaded my work.

[FDF12389]

I got a call from our outsourced help desk: "Can you give Ron a call, his phone isn't working" thats all the voicemail says.

First off, who the eff is Ron, second of all, what the fuck is rons number, thirdly, how the fuck I am gonna call ron if his phone isnt working, fourth, I dont fucking fix phones.

/Rant

 

[FP]

Nice title.

 

[OCGuy]

How is he supposed to get his phone working if you dont call him?

 

[shoRunner]

quite being difficult and just give ron a god damn call

 

[rudeguy]

This is Ron. Did someone call?

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: NSFW
This is Ron. Did someone call?

Yes, you have movies that are late.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: shoRunner
quit being difficult and just give ron a god damn reach around

fixed

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
How is he supposed to get his phone working if you dont call him?

aye. quite the dilemma here. OP should take his job more seriously...

 

[Fern]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
I got a call from our outsourced help desk: "Can you give Ron a call, his phone isn't working" thats all the voicemail says.

First off, who the eff is Ron, second of all, what the fuck is rons number, thirdly, how the fuck I am gonna call ron if his phone isnt working, fourth, I dont fucking fix phones.

/Rant

LOLing :laugh:

Fern

 

[jlee]

A+ would read again

 

[God Mode]

Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

Plus the fact if he calls up HR and asks "do you have a phone number for ron?" and they say, "we have 50 rons, what's his last name?".

 

[EGGO]

I just thought it was going to be just another rant where the OP just can't get past his own ego. Looks like there's merit in that rant.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: EGGO
I just thought it was going to be just another rant where the OP just can't get past his own ego. Looks like there's merit in that rant.

When have I been egotistical?

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: NSFW
This is Ron. Did someone call?

Yes, you have movies that are late.

*Paging Ron: your copy of Bible Black is late. Please return it immediately.*

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.

COME ON!!!!

<FDF12389> Hi is this Ron?
<Ron> Yes?
<FDF12389> Is your phone working?
<Ron> err, yes.
<FDF12389> Ok thanks.

x17 :laugh: Process of elimination buddy.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

Plus the fact if he calls up HR and asks "do you have a phone number for ron?" and they say, "we have 50 rons, what's his last name?".

Ron Ron. naturally.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: FDF12389

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: God Mode
Why cant you find him with a simple call to HR?

Probably hard to get a hold of HR at this hour if he's actually working right now.

I did a active Directory search, we have 17 Rons, I'm not calling them all.

COME ON!!!!

<FDF12389> Hi is this Ron?
<Ron> Yes?
<FDF12389> Is your phone working?
<Ron> err, yes.
<FDF12389> Ok thanks.

x17 :laugh: Process of elimination buddy.

With my luck one of them would be forwarding to a cell phone and I would wake up a senior VP in the middle of teh night to ask if his phone is working.

 

[Perknose]

Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.

I heard he is in Al Qaeda.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Perknose
Try saying "Ron" out loud ten or eleven times in the next couple of minutes and it will slowly dawn on you what a completely retarded name that is.

His parents were morons for naming him Ron and not Seven or Gunther.

Ron's probably a moron, too. It's clear he doesn't deserve a working phone.

In fact, he had a lot of nerve bothering "Veronica" in Bombay with his silly telephonic issues. She has a script to memorize and actual customers not to help.

Who does this Ron think he is, anyway? I'll bet he sports a fully popped collar in outrageously feminine colors and wears complicated shoes.

Ron must die.

I heard he is in Al Qaeda.

Then it must be true.

 

[FDF12389]

Update:

Ron is actually Don, and I still don't fix phones.

 

[Ruptga]

So Don was using an alias? Definitely al Qaeda.

 

[mjrpes3]

seems the problem lies between outsourced and help desk.