Restroom Graffiti

[compnovice]

Found this in my college restroom:

Here I sit broken hearted,
I tried to sh1t, but I only farted....
Later in the day I took a chance,
I tried to fart but shat my pants... oops

Post your own....

 

[DaTT]

I saw you take that sh!t, now put it back!

My all time fav.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: compnovice
Found this in my college restroom:

Here I sit broken hearted,
I tried to sh1t, but I only farted....
Later in the day I took a chance,
I tried to fart but shat my pants... oops

Post your own....

I saw this exact same poem once in a college restroom...

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: compnovice
Found this in my college restroom:
Here I sit broken hearted,
I tried to sh1t, but I only farted....
Later in the day I took a chance,
I tried to fart but shat my pants... oops
Post your own....

I saw this exact same poem once in a college restroom...

Wow! What are the odds you guys went to the same college?!?!?1

 

[Shame]

Mike was here.

 

[Pepsi90919]

for a good time call (911) 867-5309

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: compnovice
Found this in my college restroom:
Here I sit broken hearted,
I tried to sh1t, but I only farted....
Later in the day I took a chance,
I tried to fart but shat my pants... oops
Post your own....

I saw this exact same poem once in a college restroom...

Wow! What are the odds you guys went to the same college?!?!?1

That would be pretty insane..

OP, what college do you go to?

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: brunswickite
I saw this exact same poem once in a college restroom...

Wow! What are the odds you guys went to the same college?!?!?1

That would be pretty insane..

OP, what college do you go to?

Univ of Cincinnati.... Tell me you didn't go there...

 

[moshquerade]

love me
squeeze me
make me write bad checks


i read that one awhile ago and for some reason it just stuck in my head because it was so... damn.... stupid.

 

[CKent]

"Soandso was here
But Now I'm gone
I leave my sh!t
To carry on"

is a pretty common one.

Also: "For a manly good time msg compnovice on AIM"

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: brunswickite
I saw this exact same poem once in a college restroom...

Wow! What are the odds you guys went to the same college?!?!?1

That would be pretty insane..

OP, what college do you go to?

Univ of Cincinnati.... Tell me you didn't go there...

nope. Rutgers University. It was the exact same poem though. strange.

 

[Cooler]

"in the land of the emo the man with one ball is king"

 

[JDrake]

LOL this thread made me laugh

 

[Rogeee]

Look up,see that fire sprinkler, you are being watched.

 

[bobbybe01]

"The joke is in your hands"

 

[azazyel]

Saw the first part in the stall at work

 

[Hammerhead]

I saw one were someone wrote "Jesus Saves"
A week later someone wrote "but would have made more money if he invested" underneath it.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
I saw one were someone wrote "Jesus Saves"
A week later someone wrote "but would have made more money if he invested" underneath it.

One time someone wrote "emos rock" or something and then someone else wrote "your gay".. I crossed out "your" and wrote "you're"

 

[antyler]

The J.C. where i go is called C.O.S. short for college of the sequoias. Anyways, they have those toilet seat paper cover things that say first pull up then pull down. Someone wrote on several of them. "To get Cos diploma, first pull up then pull down." haha i get a laugh every time i see it.

Another one said "Fear your country, hate your government"




edit: spelling