heyheybooboo
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- Jun 29, 2007
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Back in the old college days I didn't have a car and had to hitch hike everywhere (it was safe back then). I wanted to take a little break from school and head out to the beach, so I hit my favorite hitching spot out on the highway.
The third car that went past pulled over. As I ran up to the window the driver asked, "Are you a Dem or a Rep?" I said I was a Dem and the car sped off ...
A truck came by a few minutes later; the driver asked the same question, I replied I was a Dem, and he drove off, too.
Five minutes or so after that an Eldorado convertible pulled over. There was this beautiful woman with a thin sun dress driving the Caddy.
I walked up the the car and she asked, "Are you a Dem or a Rep?" I looked at her and said, "I'm a Rep, for sure" and she told me to hop in ....
We took off down the road. The wind was whipping through that convertible and that sun dress was flapping around and clinging to her body. At one point the dress flew up so far I could tell she wasn't wearing any panties, and I was going nuts.
At that point I hollered, "Lady! Lady! Pull off the road, quick!" She pulled off on the shoulder, looked at me and asked, "What's the problem?" I smiled at her and said:
"Sorry. I can't take this anymore. I've only been a Republican for 5 minutes and I already want to screw somebody."
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The third car that went past pulled over. As I ran up to the window the driver asked, "Are you a Dem or a Rep?" I said I was a Dem and the car sped off ...
A truck came by a few minutes later; the driver asked the same question, I replied I was a Dem, and he drove off, too.
Five minutes or so after that an Eldorado convertible pulled over. There was this beautiful woman with a thin sun dress driving the Caddy.
I walked up the the car and she asked, "Are you a Dem or a Rep?" I looked at her and said, "I'm a Rep, for sure" and she told me to hop in ....
We took off down the road. The wind was whipping through that convertible and that sun dress was flapping around and clinging to her body. At one point the dress flew up so far I could tell she wasn't wearing any panties, and I was going nuts.
At that point I hollered, "Lady! Lady! Pull off the road, quick!" She pulled off on the shoulder, looked at me and asked, "What's the problem?" I smiled at her and said:
"Sorry. I can't take this anymore. I've only been a Republican for 5 minutes and I already want to screw somebody."
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