Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For E

[airdata]

Oh, I fell for it hook line and sinker. I felt like an idiot.

I thought it was real too LOL.. .then I saw the Onion url


It would happen in real life though. If there was a meteor on a collision course with earth and obama came up with some plan to blow it up, the republicans would filibuster and let us all die.

 

[her209]

Nice!

 

[Onceler]

Clearly toast should be eaten butter side down so that the most flavor hits the taste buds immediately.

Butter side down, everybody knows that those that butter side up are enemies!
It's been a long time since I saw that Dr Suess movie and can't remember the name of it even though I own it. I should dig it out and watch it again.

 

[jhbball]

They should just pull a "Space Cowboys" on that bad boy!

 

[tk149]

We got Bruce Willis already. What more do we need?

 

[thraashman]

We got Bruce Willis already. What more do we need?

Steve Buscemi, duh! We'll leave Owen Wilson and Ben Affleck on the ground ... unless they can be the guys who sacrifice themselves during a crisis or something.