Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect.

[RichUK]

He was actually found in the children?s ward having a stroke.

And there's even a thread just for the jokes. :roll:
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[jpeyton]

Goodbye.

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Goodbye.

I got away with it

 

[Sea Moose]

Burn in 3....2....

 

[CZroe]

There's an app for that.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Burn in 3....2....

See?

Even the newbie gets it. No more MJ is/isn't dead threads.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: RichUK
He was actually found in the children?s ward having a stroke.

you are the weakest link...Goodbye.

 

[miketheidiot]

who gives a shit?

 

[Farang]

well played

this joke required a setup by thread title and thus the op should not be banned

 

[JohnCU]

WOT?

 

[Colt45]

lmao.

 

[CZroe]

Originally posted by: Farang
well played

this joke required a setup by thread title and thus the op should not be banned

Except that the reports are that he arrived at the hospital already dead/not breathing and all we know is "cardiac arrest." The "Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital" are incorrect because they do not exist.

My joke also assumes "heart attack" and could benefit from being used as a thread title, but it works just fine in the proper thread.

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: RichUK
He was actually found in the children?s ward having a stroke.

you are the weakest link...Goodbye.

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

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[CptCrunch]

ban

 

[tboo]

lmao

 

[RichUK]

 

[JohnCU]

:laugh:

 

[Turin39789]

:thumbsup:

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Snapster

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: RichUK
He was actually found in the children?s ward having a stroke.

you are the weakest link...Goodbye.

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

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Stewie