replicator

[meltdown75]

you have a replicator from star trek at your disposal. you can order one thing. go

mine: meximelt

 

[venkman]

money

 

[irishScott]

My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

 

[Crono]

Thought this was going to be about Stargate, in which case I would order a beautiful one. But she'd probably kill me or something.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Crono
Thought this was going to be about Stargate, in which case I would order a beautiful one. But she'd probably kill me or something.

lol

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: irishScott
My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

if you got laid with a hologram chick on the holodeck, do you think when you said, "computer, end program" - that there would basically be a load on the floor?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: irishScott
My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

if you got laid with a hologram chick on the holodeck, do you think when you said, "computer, end program" - that there would basically be a load on the floor?

not if you engage the gym sock protocol as well.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: Crono
Thought this was going to be about Stargate, in which case I would order a beautiful one. But she'd probably kill me or something.

 

[meltdown75]

gym sock?! on the HOLODECK?! you're BANNED from the holodeck.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

A twin pack of replicators.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
A twin pack of replicators.

Nice, twins.

Wait...

 

[l0cke]

Vbulletin

or bulk beef

 

[Jeff7]

I'll sic my Stargate Replicator on it, and we'll see who has the last laugh.
Or, you know, use the replicator to make a Replicator.


Next fun fight: Borg vs Replicators.

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: irishScott
My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

if you got laid with a hologram chick on the holodeck, do you think when you said, "computer, end program" - that there would basically be a load on the floor?

That's why you create a macro that automatically activates the site-to-site transporter.
IF (End program && semen_present)
   {Transport semen off ship}



Then a few years later, the Crystalline Entity sues you for child support payments.

 

[xSauronx]

cheeseburgers and good beer

/easy to please

 

[UberNeuman]

JLH... and bacon.

 

[Pheran]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: irishScott
My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

if you got laid with a hologram chick on the holodeck, do you think when you said, "computer, end program" - that there would basically be a load on the floor?

Read and enjoy

 

[techs]

Ok, iirc, the replicator can't make complex objects.
And I am going to assume it can only make what is programmed for. So I assume anything that doesn't exist now, it can't make for me.

I guess I would go with the object(s) that would have the greatest value that would fit in the size of the replicator. Probably some ultra rare mineral or gem or metal.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: irishScott
My own holodeck, with porn protocols engaged.

if you got laid with a hologram chick on the holodeck, do you think when you said, "computer, end program" - that there would basically be a load on the floor?

Central drain?

 

[ISAslot]

an anti-replicator

 

[venkman]

could a replicator make a better version of itself?