Replace Computers with Human Couriers.

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Mai72

Mai72

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Puffnstuff

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No, no, no...you don't understand. Donny wants to scribble it onto the palm of his hand in transferable ink and then slap it onto the ass of the office chick/intern who will then walk it across the street to Tillerson's office so he can read it. See groping and data security go "hand in hand" so get used to it.:eek::p:D He can adjust the application of the data, you know, more sensitive information can be placed higher on the courier for safe keeping.
 
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Mai72

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Puffnstuff said:
No, no, no...you don't understand. Donny wants to scribble it onto the palm of his hand in transferable ink and then slap it onto the ass of the office chick/intern who will then walk it across the street to Tillerson's office so he can read it. See groping and data security go "hand in hand" so get used to it.:eek::p:D He can adjust the application of the data, you know, more sensitive information can be placed higher on the courier for save keeping.
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Ha. That made me laugh.

Sadly, I could see Donny do that.
 
FIVR

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I believe the last time people used couriers over electronic means was before telegraphy which would be pre-civil war. Like 1830s... which coincidentally is exactly the time that Trump and his supporters think was "great". People say he wants to take us back to the 50s... but I actually think he wants to go further back than that. He thinks America was greatest when we had plantations and couriers.
 
Puffnstuff

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FIVR said:
He thinks America was greatest when we had plantations and couriers.
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I'd say that pre-industrial revolution conditions would be just about right for his ilk to begin consuming people again at the rate they'd love to see so they can stop importing their labor pool. He's going to make America great again for his 1% business pals.
 
trenchfoot

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Boy oh boy, I like to see what his official apologists and "interpreters" come up with to spin their way around this little gem.

Like I mentioned earlier, there's no use for Trump's supporters trying to reshape his image into something he's not because Trump keeps making bald faced liars out of those who give it a try.
 
IronWing

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It depends on the type of info. If it is instructions to an ambassador, sure why not? If it is real time intelligence alerts, maybe not.
 
Puffnstuff

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After further consideration I believe that the homing pigeon might be Trump's replacement bird for the F-35 Lightning. Lets see the benefits: low maintenance costs, stealth, built in navigation system, low profile and radar cross-section and small storage requirements. They could even pack millions of them on a single carrier and arm each one with a message and a firecracker to drop on the enemy.:p
 
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When I see this from a legit news source I'll laugh until then OP really should stop reading shit web sites.
 
Jaskalas

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tweaker2 said:
Boy oh boy, I like to see what his official apologists and "interpreters" come up with to spin their way around this little gem.
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Why bother? You'll be BPMing over the next tweet tomorrow.
As is all the attention, infamy and POWER you have granted Trump since Summer 2015.

It is this very insatiable outrage that handed him the Presidency.
One wonders if Democrats will find time to bemoan REAL issues that actually harm people.
If you're just going to sit there pissing yourselves over how horrible he is, I'd say you're doing your damned best to continue abject failure.
 
Sheik Yerbouti

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I've noticed a distinct drop off in the more vocal drumpf supporters as he's getting closer to taking office and spouting more and more insane nonsense. I wonder how many are regretting their vote and finally waking up.
This guy is potentially the absolute worst president we've ever had, however, I would have easily bet money he never would have made it to office. So what the fvck do I know?
rick perry taking the place of actual nuclear physicists, an anti science, anti epa jackhole taking over the epa, the lunacy just doesn't stop.
 
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Jaskalas said:
Why bother? You'll be BPMing over the next tweet tomorrow.
As is all the attention, infamy and POWER you have granted Trump since Summer 2015.

It is this very insatiable outrage that handed him the Presidency.
One wonders if Democrats will find time to bemoan REAL issues that actually harm people.
If you're just going to sit there pissing yourselves over how horrible he is, I'd say you're doing your damned best to continue abject failure.
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a moron running the country IS a REAL issue. Sometime in the next 4 years you will realize it also. Prediction.
 
kage69

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werepossum said:
That misses the point: relying only on couriers is what kept him alive for fifteen years.
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It could be argued a blind eye by the ISI kept him alive for 15 years. Well, that and indifference in Washington.
 
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It's a new job creation plan. Replace computers with couriers. Instead of email, we'll take all of those out of work coal miners and and put them to work carrying bundles of letters across Pennsylvania, through the rugged mountains West Virgina and eastern Kentucky and then pass them off to the Western Kentucky Outpost to be distributed across the rest of the of US.
 
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