Replace all the doors in your house with curtains

[Veliko]

And I include the front door in this suggestion as well. Awesome benefits:


If someone is baking a nice cake you will be able to smell it cooking from all over the house. This will allow you to conduct your own Pavlova's dog style experiments.

When someone goes for a poo they won't be able to do the "I would wait 15 minutes before going in there" joke when they come out.

If someone tries to break into your house there will be no need to pay for a replacement door at 3am in the morning and you won't ever have to worry about losing your keys.

Teenagers won't ever play with their willies and/or fannies because they will be too worried about someone hearing/smelling them as they degrade themselves.

Terrorists won't be able to hid behind them.

 

[zokudu]

 

[Born2bwire]

And it makes it that much easier for squatters to steal your home!

 

[Veliko]

And it makes it that much easier for squatters to steal your home!

Exactly. They can also dry their hands on the curtains if they run out of tea-towels.

 

[Born2bwire]

Exactly. They can also dry their hands on the curtains if they run out of tea-towels.

Well we wouldn't want to be inhospitable, would we?

 

[Veliko]

Well we wouldn't want to be inhospitable, would we?

Of course not. Us socialist, communist Stalin-loving Europeans take care of everyone!

 

[nanette1985]

Something fun for the cat to play with.

 

[BoomerD]

Don't be ridiculous...you can't slam a curtain...

 

[Exterous]

Don't be ridiculous...you can't slam a curtain...

You could rip it down and strangle them with it though

 

[Born2bwire]

You could rip it down and strangle them with it though

But BoomerD's arthritis makes it hard for him to properly grasp the curtains when choking those damn kids. No no. He needs a nice solid door to slam to fully display his wrath and disdain for any of the neighborhood's progeny trespassing upon his lawn.

 

[BoomerD]

But BoomerD's arthritis makes it hard for him to properly grasp the curtains when choking those damn kids. No no. He needs a nice solid door to slam to fully display his wrath and disdain for any of the neighborhood's progeny trespassing upon his lawn.

Nah, I prefer the stealth method...I sneaks up on the unsuspecting little fuckers...

http://www.addictinggames.com/getoffmylawn.html

 

[chitwood]

make it strings of beads and I'll consider it

 

[destrekor]

[see below]

 

[destrekor]

make it strings of beads and I'll consider it

strings of frozen anal beads?

 

[Exterous]

strings of frozen anal beads?

strings of frozen anal beads?

We get it - you like frozen anal beads. Sheesh

 

[destrekor]

We get it - you like frozen anal beads. Sheesh

hmm, that was supposed to be an edit, not a quote.