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MTV just had a Diary show or something on (was flipping channels and caught it)...compared to the pic of her in the limo, I'd say she's had an enhancement.
 
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: andylawcc
she = the hottest jailbait
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To be jailbait, you have to have a chance with her.
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Everyone..listen up.


SHE ISN'T JAILBAIT. She is 2 days younger than me, and I was born in June, 1986.
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Your birthday is June 30, 1986!!!!!

OMW LIKE SO IS MINE WOOT!!!!!!!11ONE
 
Originally posted by: Metalloid
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: andylawcc
she = the hottest jailbait
Click to expand...

To be jailbait, you have to have a chance with her.
Click to expand...

Everyone..listen up.


SHE ISN'T JAILBAIT. She is 2 days younger than me, and I was born in June, 1986.
Click to expand...

Your birthday is June 30, 1986!!!!!

OMW LIKE SO IS MINE WOOT!!!!!!!11ONE
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😕
 
Originally posted by: conjur
MTV just had a Diary show or something on (was flipping channels and caught it)...compared to the pic of her in the limo, I'd say she's had an enhancement.
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Who knows when the show was filmed though,
 
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: conjur
MTV just had a Diary show or something on (was flipping channels and caught it)...compared to the pic of her in the limo, I'd say she's had an enhancement.
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Who knows when the show was filmed though,
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Well, the Diary show had her going to the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice awards and it mentioned her as being the star of the upcoming Mean Girls movie (which was just released). The dress she wore she looked flatter than in those limo pics.
 
I find it hard to believe that she'd get implants at this age. She's 17, and one of those Disney child stars. The only person to have done that is Alysssa Milano and she paid the price for it - starring in soft porn, pictures all over the net. Took her a very long time to gain any respect back.
 
I thought the Debbie Downer sketch was going to suck, so I turned it off, but I'm hearing it was the best of the night! So PLEASE someone host the ep! 😀
 
anyone know where i can get this episode of SNL? i wasnt home last night and i diddnt get to tape it...thanks.
 
Harry Potter Saturday Night Live Skit
Intro: This image of Hogwarts appears with the words "Hogwarts Academy"

Scene: Gryffindor Common Room
[Ron enters]
Ron: Harry! Harry! Harry Potter! Welcome back! Did you have a good summer?
Harry: No! Voldemort's returned and he's trying to kill me! Again!





Ron: I heard. We need Hermione, is she here yet?

[Hermione enters]

Hermione: I got here hours ago! I've been in the library researching cloaking spells.

Ron, gawking at Hermione's enlargened breasts, laughs nervously.

Ron: Hermione, oh, ah, mmmmmm...
Harry: Hello, Hermione! Uhh, welcome back! How...was...your summer?
Hermione: Boring. Nothing happened.
Harry: Really? It seems like a lot happened.
Hermione: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: I can think of a couple things that happened, but it's just that, um, you see, it's only been a few months since we last saw you, yet, uh, wow.

[Harry pushes Ron]

Harry: Ron just means that, uh, you look very nice, Hermione.
Hermione: Thank you, Harry. But we have to perform this cloaking spell to protect you from Voldemort. Protectium Invisibum! C'mon, what are you waiting for?

[Harry and Ron stutter and then participate in the incantation]

All Three: Protectium Invisibus!
Hermione: Are you concentrating on the spell?

[Harry and Ron say yes while shaking their heads and continuing to stare at Hermione's breasts]

Hermione: It doesn't seem to be working!

[Fred and George enter]

George: Hey! Nimrod 2000s! Did you hear the news?
Fred: Yeah, Malfoy bought out all the Firebolts for all the Slytherins!





[Fred and George then notice Hermione, and gawk at her breasts]

Fred: Hermi-, Hermi-, hello, Hermione.
Hermione: Hello Fred, George.
Fred and George: Hello, Hermi-i-i-i-i-one.
Fred: How are you doing?
George (to Hermione): Let's hang out for a minute. Incendio!

[Fire starts in fireplace]

Fred: Eh, Couchio!

[Couch appears behind them]

George: Stereo!

[Music begins to play in background]

Harry: Gah! We're very busy right now! If you haven't heard, Voldemort has returned and is trying to recruit the Dementors to take over Hogwarts!
Fred: Hey, Potter, cool it with the nerd stuff.
George (to Harry): Shut up.
George (to Hermione): Hey, listen, we got a place off campus and a mini-fridge filled with Butterbeer.
Hermoine: I'm sorry boys, we can't waste time. We'll celebrate after we get through with Voldemort.

[Hermione gets up from the couch]

George: What a tease.

[Fred and George sigh, and then get up from the couch]

George: Well, if you'll excuse us, we're off to go beat a couple of Bludgers.
Hermione: Oh, going to play some Quidditch?
Fred and George: No...

[Fred and George exit]

Hermione: Alright, the cloaking spell didn't work. Let's try a reverse enchantment. Abrentien Madisen! Abrentien Madisen! Abrentien Madisen!

[Harry and Ron focus on Hermione's breasts]

Hermione: The magic isn't happening!
Ron: I'm going to disagree with you.
Hermione: But it's not working!
Ron: Oh, it's working so much! Please don't stop!

[Professor Snape enters]





Professor Snape: What are you children doing out of bed?
Hermione: Professor Snape!

[Snape notices Hermione's breasts, and looks away]

Professor Snape: Heyo...Ok, uh, let's break it up here, let's move it along. Hermione, is that you?
Hermione: Yes, Professor Snape.
Professor Snape: Please, call me Severus. No, no, please, call me Professor! Professor Snape! Ok, that's fifty points from Gryffindor! Now go to bed!

[Snape exits]

Hermione: Alright, we have to hurry. This is our last chance!

[The trio sits down, Hermione opens a book and pulls out a magnifying glass]

Hermione: Madame Helena's Book of Incantations. The print is so small!

[Hermione holds the magnifying glass in a position that magnifies her breasts]

Hermione: Ah, that's better.
Ron: I'll say!
Hermione (reading from the book): It says here, "Sun to moon, moon to sun. The twilight at will, come undone." What does that mean?
Harry: I don't know, but it's making me nervous and sweaty.

[Hagrid enters]





Hermione: Hagrid!
Hagrid: Hellow, kids.
Hagrid (to Hermione): Hi. Hello, who are you?
Hermione: Hagrid, it's Hermione!
Hagrid: Yikes! What happened? Take it out on my vein, take it out! (Holds fingers up to head and makes high-pitched noises) Okay, alright, I better go out to the woods and tame my dragon.
Harry: Ah, you got a new pet?
Hagrid: Nope!

[Hagrid exits]

Hermione: I give up, this is ridiculous. We didn't get anything done, and Voldemort's on the loose! I'm going upstairs to have a bath.

[Hermione exits]

Ron: Harry, that Invisibility Cloak, do you still have access to that?

[Harry and Ron jump around excitedly while making high-pitched noises]
 
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