"Feel free to call the police, FBI, Postal Inspector and the Freaking Wildlife Organization that governs Blue Stuffed Elephants. You must be insane if you think I'm going to take it seriously ... If you want to play hard ball, then go get your bat and let's play. I demand that you NO LONGER EMAIL ME for any reason, unless to apologize."
Alertly jumping to take advantage of all the unexpected publicity, Kaye and a friend have started their own Web page, thedrunkensailorandmuggstein.com, offering for sale a beer mug, a desk calendar (coming soon), and thedrunkensailor "thongs" (not the kind you wear on your feet) and torso-hugging shirts adorned with thedrunkensailor logo. And until recently, "buy me a beer" certificates.
Kaye said Wednesday that he has received Internet payment now for some 700 thedrunkensailor beer certificates, in which the buyer pays Kaye $1.60 or so for a certificate stating he has bought a beer with the money - or tools.
While insisting his Beanie Babies auction was clearly listed buyer-beware, Kaye does acknowledge there were some misstatements.
For example, he told the Missoulian he was, and remains, happily married. (A columnist for the South Florida Sun-Sentinel first unearthed that information. Yet he apparently told the Oregonian newspaper that he was divorced, but his ex wasn't having an affair. The divorce was a mutual decision, he said.)
The story about his "ex-wife" running out on him was a "little white lie," he told the Missoulian. It was a marketing ploy to give some zip and zing to the listing's copy block. (His Web sites continue to state the same "white lie.")
Originally posted by: Kenny
She's an attention whore.
O'Buck said she's through with eBay, and her Beanie collection isn't giving her the pleasure it used to, either.
She needs a good beatdown.Originally posted by: opticalmace
I want to punch her in the face.
