Remember Elizabeth Smart?

[Orsorum]

Link

I just found this, thought it was humorous and had a spark of truth to it.. If it's a repost, make sure half the people in OT post to let me know, just in case.

 

[yruffostsif]

maddox = god

 

[StageLeft]

LOL

 

[NFS4]

4. Anything.

Almost a year before Elizabeth Smart was found, there was a 7 year old girl named Erica Pratt who was kidnapped, bound with duct tape around her arms, legs and eyes, and left in the basement of a building:

Did she lie back and take it? Hell no. She broke a window, gnawed through her duct tape, and escaped. She was back home the next day before her parents could enjoy the solitude of having one less kid around, and she's only 7 years old.

LOL.

 

[Shelly21]

I bet some of you guys are counting the days when she'll pose for playboy.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I bet some of you guys are counting the days when she'll pose for playboy.

No, that's the Olsen Twins everyone is waiting for

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I bet some of you guys are counting the days when she'll pose for playboy.

:Q

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

 

[Jzero]

Erica Pratt is a Philly girl. 'Nuff said.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

You suck.

Maddox is teh funny.

example: http://maddox.xmission.com/startrek.html

 

[00Jones]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I bet some of you guys are counting the days when she'll pose for playboy.

No, that's the Olsen Twins everyone is waiting for

NEVAR!! I must be the only guy who does not think they are hot. bleh!

 

[jagr10]

Originally posted by: 00Jones

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I bet some of you guys are counting the days when she'll pose for playboy.

No, that's the Olsen Twins everyone is waiting for

NEVAR!! I must be the only guy who does not think they are hot. bleh!

I'm not too big on the Olsen Twins either.

 

[abracadabra1]

yeah...the dead one, right?

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

You suck.

Maddox is teh funny.

example: http://maddox.xmission.com/startrek.html

After I made a hole in his chest, I stomped his head in, but his acidic geek blood got all over my leg and I had to amputate my leg. True story.

LOL

 

[nan0bug]

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

My guess is you're some fat bastard geek who wishes he was popular like maddox

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: nan0bug

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

My guess is you're some fat bastard geek who wishes he was popular like maddox

Oh no. I've been busted.

whatever you wanna think is fine.

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: NFS4

No, that's the Olsen Twins everyone is waiting for

Gah! At least make it good looking twins! I don't find them hot one bit.

Blech. :disgust:

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

Yeah, some of his stuff is funny but his "I hate everything" schtick gets pretty old after a while.

 

[GTaudiophile]

My theories on E. Smart: either she was brainwashed or she actually enjoyed it...

 

[AgentBehemoth]

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: nan0bug

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

My guess is you're some fat bastard geek who wishes he was popular like maddox

Oh no. I've been busted.

whatever you wanna think is fine.

Oh good comeback....



















NOT.


See unlike you Maddox would have chewed his ass up but I guess you used up all your verbosity in your first post. Too bad.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
My theories on E. Smart: either she was brainwashed or she actually enjoyed it...

im going with enjoyed it


and maddox is hilarious

 

[UlricT]

At the end:

311,715 girls have been kidnapped and broke themselves free thanks to my kickass pointers.

ROTFL!

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
My theories on E. Smart: either she was brainwashed or she actually enjoyed it...

im going with enjoyed it


and maddox is hilarious

Of course the media would never voice that possibility! How dare a 12/13 year-old girl be kidnapped, sexually abused, and actually enjoy it?

I still think brainwashing may have also happened.

 

[Rainsford]

Maddox!=God. Maddox=loser who gets off on making fun of other people to make himself feel big. He's nothing special, I know lots of people like him.

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: AgentBehemoth

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: nan0bug

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: yruffostsif
maddox = god

Only if God is a self-righteous asshole who somehow finds enjoyment in getting attention from a bunch of nerds and preying off the misfortunes of others.

Maddox sucks. He was funny the first couple times you read that page, but sooner or later you will realize that listening to some fat bastard geek bitching about how he hates everyone isn't THAT funny.

My guess is you're some fat bastard geek who wishes he was popular like maddox

Oh no. I've been busted.

whatever you wanna think is fine.

Oh good comeback....

NOT.

See unlike you Maddox would have chewed his ass up but I guess you used up all your verbosity in your first post. Too bad.

Yeah, which is why Maddox is a loser. Because sitting here all day and typing random insults would be real cool. REAAAALLLL COOL.

"NOT" HAHAHA HAHAH AH HA AH HA HA HE HHAE HE HE HE H I'M FUNNY.