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Remarks or jokes could lead to your arrest...

Fingolfin269

Fingolfin269

Lifer
I'm sure there is more to the message but that's the only part I heard. I've been here for three hours so maybe that's why I had to restrain myself from laughing. It just sounds like something from a sci-fi film.
 
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! During the war I was a BOMBadier!
 
As you walk through security, mutter something along the lines of "... can't believe I forgot my lighter; how the hell am I going to get this fuse lit?" Then ask security if matches are provided onboard the plane.
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I'm sure there is more to the message but that's the only part I heard. I've been here for three hours so maybe that's why I had to restrain myself from laughing. It just sounds like something from a sci-fi film.
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you didn't hear the story about that guy who was drunk and made jokes about shoebombs?


 
When stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled due to mechanical problems, one would-be passenger was talking loudly on her cell phone to her husband about why we were delayed. There was a lull in the noise at a bad moment, something like this.

"...well I suppose it's better than having our PLANE EXPLODE IN MID-AIR."

It was not unlike being at a crowded, noisy party and someone decides it's safe to pass gas because no one will hear it, and of course that will be the only moment all evening where it gets quiet just for a second.

 
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