Rejected.

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

don't really find it embarrasing, I mean, the only guys who've never had this happen to them are the same guys who've never kissed a woman, or ever been close to even having the opportunity to have this happen.

Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!

Thanks red, I love you too 🙂

 

[Red Dawn]

Time for a new insult Red Dawn? That one's getting mighty old.

But it's so appropriate here.

Thanks red, I love you too

hehehe.. like you didn't expect it!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

don't really find it embarrasing, I mean, the only guys who've never had this happen to them are the same guys who've never kissed a woman, or ever been close to even having the opportunity to have this happen.

Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!

wow, tell us how you really feel. bad morning today RD?

 

[Red Dawn]

wow, tell us how you really feel. bad morning today RD?

Bad morning? No, not at all🙂

 

[Pepsei]

Was gonna say something... but Red pretty much got everything right.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

wow, tell us how you really feel. bad morning today RD?

Bad morning? No, not at all🙂

whoops...that's right. you're always like that. you'll have to forgive me, i wasn't around for five days. 😉

 

[spazntwich1]

How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?

He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: notfred
us: stuff...
gf: "hey, you have to go to work"
me: "no one cares if I'm late"
gf: "you shouldn't be late, get up and go to work" *rolls over*

Doh!

I'm now posting from work, btw....

Well, get busy.....it's not going to whack itself! 😉

amish

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?

He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.

Try starting a stupid thread about your gf not sleeping w/ you, that seems to work 🙂

 

[Shelly21]

Most of the time, it is true that if you're good, your gf wouldn't turn you down.

 

[geno]

Typical AOL Chatroom Bullsh!t. Who gives a damn if the skank you are sleeping with wont let you pork her in the morning? Maybe she preferred sleeping to some Oily Faced Pimple Farmer goosing her for 2 minutes trying to get his raisins plump. Who knows, maybe she has her mornings reserved for your brother!

LOL - hey are you and Cliff Yablonski from somethingawful.com brothers or something?

 

[spazntwich1]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?

He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.

Try starting a stupid thread about your gf not sleeping w/ you, that seems to work 🙂

I'd be lying if I said I had a gf. 😱

 

[Alex]

dude i thought u got dumped or something... this is nothing. go beet off and deal with it 😉

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: spazntwich1

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: spazntwich1
How hard do I have to try to draw Red Dawn's ire to actually get it?

He's the only person on this whole damn board who can insult someone effectively.

Try starting a stupid thread about your gf not sleeping w/ you, that seems to work 🙂

I'd be lying if I said I had a gf. 😱

You'll fit right in around here. 😉

amish

 

[Pepsei]

Just remember the difference between superglue and superlube, you don't want to pull a Jimbo.

 

[spazntwich1]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
You'll fit right in around here. 😉

amish

Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no? 🙂

 

[minendo]

Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?

That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.

 

[spazntwich1]

Originally posted by: minendo

Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?

That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.

I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.

Thus, I have no desire for a true 'girlfriend' right now.

 

[minendo]

I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.

Well it is good to hear that ol' lefty and righty are providing you with all the attention you need.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: spazntwich1

Originally posted by: minendo

Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?

That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.

I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.

Thus, I have no desire for a true 'girlfriend' right now.

Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping. Then you'll have to switch to sheep, and then who knows what'll happen!

:Q

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: spazntwich1

Originally posted by: minendo

Haha! The thing is, I don't WANT a gf right now. That makes me just a little different from the rest of the crowd, no?

That is what all the loners say to make themselves feel better about being single.

I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.

Thus, I have no desire for a true 'girlfriend' right now.

Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping. Then you'll have to switch to sheep, and then who knows what'll happen!

:Q

Llamas are fun too.

 

[spazntwich1]

Originally posted by: minendo

I'm not a loner. What I meant to imply was I'm getting all of the attention I need, without any of the commitment.

Well it is good to hear that ol' lefty and righty are providing you with all the attention you need.

Minendo, do you have an official enemy yet? I'd love to be yours. 😛

I'm getting said attention from a GIRL. Go take your assumptions that nobody on this board can get a girl and... replace them with more enlightened opinions.

Have a wonderful day.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping. Then you'll have to switch to sheep, and then who knows what'll happen!

Who are you trying to kid, you know exactly what happens.

 

[minendo]

Minendo, do you have an official enemy yet? I'd love to be yours.

I've got plenty of enemies. You just make it one more.

Go take your assumptions that nobody on this board can get a girl and... replace them with more enlightened opinions.

Where did I assume that no one on this board can get a girl? Does you being an idiot count as a more enlightened opinion?


Oh wait it does not since it is fact.

 

[Gaard]

Yeah, but wait until your fingers start cramping.

When that happens just give notfred's girl a call. He's always working, anyways. 🙂