Regarding women

[HardcoreRobot]

if you arent ugly, you just must be socially retarded. this coupled with your lack of confidence basically means you dont have a chance. except with ugly or fat girls. those are always an option. focus on working hard at school and getting a good job. if you are rich, then you can pick up chicks. that is looking like your best bet right now.

the real problem is that you ask all these threads and get lots of good advice (mixed with bad of course), but have done nothing to improve your lot. as long as you keep stressing but make no progress, you are screwed. you are treating chicks like the holy grail. dude they are just girls.

 

[gigapet]

omg not again........

STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY!

the only way you are going to get over this gay phase your going through is this:

1)take a shower
2) put on clean clothes
3) goto your nearest mall
4) go up and talk to every girl in your age group
5) ask for numbers and expect lots of rejection
6) follow up with the numbers you do get

Repeat this for the next 10 days or until you feel your not such a pussy.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: apac
Stop Posting. Seriously.

 

[mugs]

Why don't you start asking out ugly chicks? Then you'd actually have a shot of getting a date and you'd get some experience with dating and you'd stop posting this crap here.

 

[loup garou]

BAN!

 

[TitanDiddly]

You could always move to Canada.

(free health care for the mace in the eyes)

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Nah, be yourself and just do what you do. You always find the best chicks when you're not looking and really could care less.

The problem is that being myself would mean that I would spend all my time looking for a chick

I like chicks more than anything else, not sure why.

Tip for the day: They don't like being called chicks. Carry on and procreate.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Nah, be yourself and just do what you do. You always find the best chicks when you're not looking and really could care less.

The problem is that being myself would mean that I would spend all my time looking for a chick

I like chicks more than anything else, not sure why.

A. Stop saying chicks.
B. Stop trying so hard.
C. Stop saying chicks.
D. Study more, work out more, focus on other parts of your life. Women smell desperation more quickly than dogs smell fear.
E. STOP SAYING CHICKS.

 

Smoke some drugs, then go out and look.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Smoke some lead paint chips, then go out and look.

fixed.

 

[Dissipate]

Originally posted by: apac
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.
Stop Posting.

Wow, this guy really is a sad sack. And I thought I was socially inept!

 

[Encryptic]

1. Use the Force, Luke!

2. Stop Posting

3. Become the laughingstock of ATOT (wait....that already happened)

 

[tallest1]

I've had a couple female friends tell me to get the hell out of their sight and not even a week later, they'd get pissed at me for not groveling back to them. Women are nuts. Ignore them and they'll come to you.

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: mugs
Why don't you start asking out ugly chicks? Then you'd actually have a shot of getting a date and you'd get some experience with dating and you'd stop posting this crap here.

ugly chicks wont do it for me, and I dont think they ever will.

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: tallest1
I've had a couple female friends tell me to get the hell out of their sight and not even a week later, they'd get pissed at me for not groveling back to them. Women are nuts. Ignore them and they'll come to you.

they'll come to you?

whatever happened to the notion that girls are wusses, and will wait for the guys to come and ask them out?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: mugs
Why don't you start asking out ugly chicks? Then you'd actually have a shot of getting a date and you'd get some experience with dating and you'd stop posting this crap here.

ugly chicks wont do it for me, and I dont think they ever will.

beggars cant be choosers

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: mugs
Why don't you start asking out ugly chicks? Then you'd actually have a shot of getting a date and you'd get some experience with dating and you'd stop posting this crap here.

ugly chicks wont do it for me, and I dont think they ever will.

Two words: Beer Goggles

If that doesn't work, there's always the old 4-bag approach: "One for you, one for her, one by the door in case someone walks in, and an extra one if a bag breaks."

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: tallest1
I've had a couple female friends tell me to get the hell out of their sight and not even a week later, they'd get pissed at me for not groveling back to them. Women are nuts. Ignore them and they'll come to you.

Thank you, it's so true too.

One piece of advice I learned, play it cool. Don't worry about the relationship, just see how it goes. The worst thing you can do is seem desperate, it will just hurt you in the long run because you will expect so much more.

 

[Platypus]

pics of you?

 

[gigapet]

tell us honestly.....how many girls have you approached since your last pathetic post?

 

[edmicman]

If I compile an archive of all of skywalkers posts and publish it, would I have to pay royalties if it makes money?

 

[NinjaGnome]

See there are these things called instincts. You dont look for a girl, you just go about your life and one day you will meet a girl or brush past one and youll know that she is the one you want to ask out. Never once have I went against my instincts and right now im with the most beautiful, smart, funny, and nondramtic girl ive ever met and we will probably spend the rest of our lives together.

 

[Nitemare]

Dude, you are going to score!
























not<Wayne>

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
See there are these things called instincts. You dont look for a girl, you just go about your life and one day you will meet a girl or brush past one and youll know that she is the one you want to ask out. Never once have I went against my instincts and right now im with the most beautiful, smart, funny, and nondramtic girl ive ever met and we will probably spend the rest of our lives together.

until you find out she's been bangin your best friend .......for the last 5 years..........

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: tallest1
I've had a couple female friends tell me to get the hell out of their sight and not even a week later, they'd get pissed at me for not groveling back to them. Women are nuts. Ignore them and they'll come to you.

they'll come to you?

whatever happened to the notion that girls are wusses, and will wait for the guys to come and ask them out?

Women have become so used to chivalry from men that they expect it now. Give them too much chivalry and attention and they'll manipulate you, use you, or ignore you. Give them too little and they'll beg (or demand, if you're pu$$y whipped) for your attention.

Keep making female friends but just play as if you're not interested in women at all and they'll want to hang out with you more. Sad but true