regarding Chuck Norris Jokes

[IceBergSLiM]

From here on out all references to chuck norris in chuck norris jokes should be replaced with Vladamir Putin.

Alternately in jokes such as "doctors once found six dollars in nickels inside of chuck norris' stomach" would be modified as such "While examining putins stomach doctors once found chuck norris' partially digested stomach contianing six dollars in nickels."

That is all.

 

[Moonbeam]

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

oops wrong forum. Though putin is a political figure this should probably be offtopic.

 

[PricklyPete]

Who is Chuck Norris?

Vladimir Putin bench presses him while sleeping...

 

[Phokus]

Vladmir Putin is a good man because George Bush looked into his eyes and said so.

 

[manimal]

Archeoligists have found the ramains of chuck norris in the fossilized feces of Putin....

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Archeoligists have found the ramains of chuck norris in the fossilized feces of Putin....

fact :thumbsup:

 

[Moonbeam]

Vladmir Putin is a good man because George Bush looked into his eyes and said so.

I thought he looked into his soul.

 

[gorcorps]

the biggest joke is chuck norris himself

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I don't think I can go along with you on this one. Putin has strong judo, maybe some Sambo? But Chuck has strong karate, good judo (Gene Lebell trained), and strong BJJ (BB under Machado bros.) Joking be damned, Chuck really developed some sick skills.

Nearly without exception, the turds on the nets that talk trash about him, he could slap, tap, and nap. It would turn out like that soda commercial.

Much respect for Chuck.

 

[SandEagle]

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, your the guest.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ehh, Does his house have a hot chicks room and a bucket of truth? If not, I don't think so!

 

[OCGuy]

No

 

[Phokus]

I thought he looked into his soul.

The eyes are the window into the soul of course

 

[coxmaster]

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, your the guest.

You mean you're?

 

[Epic Fail]

 

[IceBergSLiM]

yes!!!

 

[AndroidVageta]

yes!!!

Epic Fail picture quote double fail?

 

[Elias824]

Obama would be much more popular if he did everything shirtless like Putin.

 

[Fritzo]

Sharks have a week devoted to Vladimir Putin.

 

[OCGuy]

LOL @ that collage.

 

[mafia]

They made a song for him.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmzs4yXpUechttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmzs4yXpUec

 

[DAPUNISHER]

LOL @ that collage.

Good stuff. But, it is the guys that look like nothing special, wolfing down ice cream cones, that you have to watch out for. Case in point-