Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated after 7 years of marriage **Updated 11/2**

[nageov3t]

she's crazy. Ryan Phillipe is so hot, how could you dump that?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: loki8481
she's crazy. Ryan Phillipe is so hot, how could you dump that?

true. as long as she gets him a few nights a week, who cares if he's sleeping around.

 

[Stuxnet]

Witherspoon was hot before she went bulimic.

Phillippe is a queen.

 

[Injury]

Hooray! The lives of celebrities are so awesome! Let's all gander and gossip!

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: NFS4
LMFAO!!

"I'm RICH, BIATCH!!!"

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/ryan-phillippe-is-rich.html

Although they are reportedly keeping their split amicable for the sake of their children, Reese Witherspoon may be crying a little harder if the couple follows through with the divorce. She has an Oscar and a $20 million asking price for each film. What she doesn't have is a prenuptial agreement.

The actress now earns $20 million a movie while her husband only commands $2.5 million, but under California law earnings during a marriage are split 50/50 if no prenup is in place. In 2005 alone Reese earned $30 million dollars for her two films 'Just Like Heaven' and her Oscar-winning role in Johnny Cash biopic 'Walk The Line', while Ryan has only appeared in two hit films in the last six years - 'Gosford Park' and 'Crash'."

We may like guns, ropes and race cars here in North Carolina, but if Reese and Ryan lived here, Ryan wouldn't get any of Reese's money because he cheated on her. He would also get a warrant for his arrest if he was a minute late mailing in his child support payment. As an added treat, Reese's brothers and cousins would make sure Ryan enjoyed his mocha chai lattes through a feeding tube and his daily sponge baths with a morphine drip. Maybe one day we'll be as progressive as California. I know our kids will love that their school's principal is a drag queen. It's like he's playing dress up!

Wow, Ryan made out like a champ. Pimp status. Poor Reese, sucker for love.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Shadowknight

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
She could plow a field with that jaw of hers, but overall she's pretty cute.

Hardy, she's got the creepiest forehead I've ever seen, even moreso than Tyra Banks.

Oh teh noes!! :Q

OMG! Hahahhahahahhahah!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Shadowknight

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
She could plow a field with that jaw of hers, but overall she's pretty cute.

Hardy, she's got the creepiest forehead I've ever seen, even moreso than Tyra Banks.

Oh teh noes!! :Q

OMG! Hahahhahahahhahah!

FTW

 

[JEDI]

"Cheated with Abbie Cornish, Now homeboy get 50% of her money"

why does he get 50% of her $ if he's in the wrong???

 

[Gunslinger08]

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pi...es/20061101/abbie%20cornish/acrp5.html

Is this girl like 9? I don't even see puffy nipples.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: JEDI
"Cheated with Abbie Cornish, Now homeboy get 50% of her money"

why does he get 50% of her $ if he's in the wrong???

california divorce law, maybe?

law is that the couples get 50% of whatever was earned in their marriage. regardless of his improprieties.