Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated after 7 years of marriage **Updated 11/2**

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sandorski

sandorski

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Contest: First ATOT member to hook up with Reese wins!!!!!!


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VanTheMan

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Originally posted by: Boo Boo
reeses ass been hit more times then a ruler in a catholic school
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So they're smacking rulers around now instead of kids? It doesn't seem like that would be a very effective behavior modifier, but who am I to question the Catholic church?
 
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Shadowknight

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
She could plow a field with that jaw of hers, but overall she's pretty cute.
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Hardy, she's got the creepiest forehead I've ever seen, even moreso than Tyra Banks.
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

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Originally posted by: Eghck
so what "young" hollywood couples are still around?
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Freddy Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar I think....yeah, I watch 'E'...wanna fight about it?
 
NFS4

NFS4

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Ryan Phillippe Cheated

Multiple sources are reporting that the reason Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are separating after seven years of marriage is because Ryan cheated with Australian actress, Abbie Cornish. They apparently became very close in Austin during the filming of the indie film, Stop Loss. Page Six reports:
The "Flags of Our Fathers" star couldn't resist his seven-year itch when he brazenly played around in public with 24-year-old Aussie actress Abbie Cornish. "Ryan admitted it was true and said, 'We need to just end this.' Reese literally had no choice," an anonymous source told Us [Magazine]...The National Enquirer says the final straw came two weeks ago, hours after the New York premiere of "Flags," when Witherspoon found incriminating e-mails on her hubby's BlackBerry."
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You know this is going to be a boring story when Ryan Phillippe is the prettiest one involved. It's even more boring when you look at Abbie Cornish. Somebody should tell Ryan that when you cheat, you're supposed to trade up. Since Reese Witherspoon could levitate buildings with her mutant brain inside her enormous forehead, I'm surprised Abbie Cornish hasn't been found bleeding from the ears after Reese stared at her.
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^ OMG LMFAO HAHAHAHA :D


http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/ryan-phillippe-cheated.html
 
Nocturnal

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Why does that not amaze me that Hollywood actors/actresses cheated with someone they met on set of their newest film? It's obvious they spend massive amounts of time with men/woman other than their SO and in doing so, become close and separated from their SOs. It's sad but there are some relationships that have lasted, hasn't there?
 
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NFS4

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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Why does that not amaze me that Hollywood actors/actresses cheated with someone they met on set of their newest film? It's obvious they spend massive amounts of time with men/woman other than their SO and in doing so, become close and separated from their SOs. It's sad but there are some relationships that have lasted, hasn't there?
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For couples that are still in the limelight:

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson (18 years)...but then again, his FIRST marriage broke up b/c he met Rita on the set of "Volunteers" and had an affair with her :laugh:
 
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DaShen

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
thats too bad. They seemed like a pretty "normal" non-hollywood couple. oh well.
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;) "normal" non-Hollywood couple divorce rate is 50% so meh.

I will not be a statistic. Marriage is hard work and requires sacrificial effort. People don't get that nowadays.
 
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quentinterintino

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Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Originally posted by: Boo Boo
reeses ass been hit more times then a ruler in a catholic school
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So they're smacking rulers around now instead of kids? It doesn't seem like that would be a very effective behavior modifier, but who am I to question the Catholic church?
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Score. Misplaced modifier ftw.
 
jpeyton

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I'd take Cornish over Witherspoon 24/7.
 
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Zolty

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Just posting because I don't care. Also I am wondering how long it will take for their home movies to be released.
 
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LikeLinus

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: sandorski
Contest: First ATOT member to hook up with Reese wins!!!!!!


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I win.
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Sticking your wang in a Reese's Cup doesn't count if it's made by Hersey's.

You Lose.
 
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Hammerhead

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: sandorski
Contest: First ATOT member to hook up with Reese wins!!!!!!


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I win.
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Sticking your wang in a Reese's Cup doesn't count if it's made by Hersey's.

You Lose.
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:thumbsup:
 
NFS4

NFS4

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LMFAO!!

"I'm RICH, BIATCH!!!"

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/ryan-phillippe-is-rich.html

Although they are reportedly keeping their split amicable for the sake of their children, Reese Witherspoon may be crying a little harder if the couple follows through with the divorce. She has an Oscar and a $20 million asking price for each film. What she doesn't have is a prenuptial agreement.
The actress now earns $20 million a movie while her husband only commands $2.5 million, but under California law earnings during a marriage are split 50/50 if no prenup is in place. In 2005 alone Reese earned $30 million dollars for her two films 'Just Like Heaven' and her Oscar-winning role in Johnny Cash biopic 'Walk The Line', while Ryan has only appeared in two hit films in the last six years - 'Gosford Park' and 'Crash'."
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We may like guns, ropes and race cars here in North Carolina, but if Reese and Ryan lived here, Ryan wouldn't get any of Reese's money because he cheated on her. He would also get a warrant for his arrest if he was a minute late mailing in his child support payment. As an added treat, Reese's brothers and cousins would make sure Ryan enjoyed his mocha chai lattes through a feeding tube and his daily sponge baths with a morphine drip. Maybe one day we'll be as progressive as California. I know our kids will love that their school's principal is a drag queen. It's like he's playing dress up!
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aidanjm

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Ryan Phillipe is so impossibly pretty, where is he going to find a woman who is more pretty than he is.
 
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