Redneck Ricer = Dumbass

GasX

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Copied from Contour.org which was copied from LS1.com:

Allright, this was a spur of the moment thing, but we decided to screw with this guy. I was just standing beside some riceburner and a riceboy comes up thinking its mine. We went ahead and went along with it for a few. Keep in mind I know next to [censored] about these cars. We didn't start videotaping till halfway through, but we had the camera hidden and caught the deal with the LS1.
Video #1
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Here is another of me just pretending this car was mine. Again making [censored] up as I went. We're gonna make a better one next week complete with backwards visor and shades and line beard
Video #2

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Here is just a random one of me discussing what just happened after the dude bought everything I said about the LS1 getting walked..
Video #3
 

klah

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Best quote from #2: "it puts out roughly.. uh.. 54 horsepower."
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: ndee
How come he can just sit in this Prelude in the #2 video?
Either the Prelude owner is a really good sport or that guy is a good liar/salesman...

 

Codewiz

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Our University(Clemson) lets the Auto club race their vehicles. If I am not mistaken they do it once a month. Maybe more often like once a week. I only went to see it a few times. Most of the guys are just friends with each other and that is how he could just walk up to a car and sit in it.
 

Rent

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bwahahha...

What type of NAWWS is he running?

"uhh... I dunno"

ph34r t3h n3tr4c3rs
 

Kelvrick

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"These switches do absolutely sh1t, but I brag about them and say they're nawws.."

Oh man, that was hilarious. SO, what mods does that prelude actually have? I saw a subaru behind you in the last video?

<== laughing monkey dance
 

geno

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"He's got turbo timers on it, and nozzzz and everything, pistons, heads"

LOL :D It's funny hearing Hank Hill ridicule a ricer like that
 

spidey07

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Please remove the racist "R" word from your title and never use that hurtful word again. I'm from the south and this kind of lanquage CANNOT be tolerated and must be stopped.

 

Supermercado

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Originally posted by: Codewiz
Our University(Clemson) lets the Auto club race their vehicles. If I am not mistaken they do it once a month. Maybe more often like once a week. I only went to see it a few times. Most of the guys are just friends with each other and that is how he could just walk up to a car and sit in it.
Whoa. Every time I come on here, it seems like there's another person that goes to Clemson. The tiger icon should have given it away :)

As far as the auto club racing goes, I think it's once a month, although it might be more, like you said. A couple years ago when I lived in the Stone, I used to hear them down in the commuter parking lots. Never been to see them, though. I oughta do that, would probably be a good time.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Please remove the racist "R" word from your title and never use that hurtful word again. I'm from the south and this kind of lanquage CANNOT be tolerated and must be stopped.
Since when is "Redneck" a race?

rolleye.gif
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: spidey07
Please remove the racist "R" word from your title and never use that hurtful word again. I'm from the south and this kind of lanquage CANNOT be tolerated and must be stopped.
Since when is "Redneck" a race?

rolleye.gif

And since when does anyone actually care about them anyway? ;) :D

nik
 

Codewiz

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Originally posted by: SuperCommando
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Our University(Clemson) lets the Auto club race their vehicles. If I am not mistaken they do it once a month. Maybe more often like once a week. I only went to see it a few times. Most of the guys are just friends with each other and that is how he could just walk up to a car and sit in it.
Whoa. Every time I come on here, it seems like there's another person that goes to Clemson. The tiger icon should have given it away :)

As far as the auto club racing goes, I think it's once a month, although it might be more, like you said. A couple years ago when I lived in the Stone, I used to hear them down in the commuter parking lots. Never been to see them, though. I oughta do that, would probably be a good time.

It is ESPECIALLY fun when someone has too much car for them and they end up sliding their car into a tree. I am still a little shocked that some moron hasn't tried to run it to fast and caused a major accident.

I lived in Johnstone E before they tore it down :(

That building was awesome. You had to love the metal walls, where you could hear every word your neighbor said.

 

spidey07

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:)

Just yankin y'alls chain. I figured we could work on banning the "red" word.

That is one dumbass redneck though. But remember not all of us are dumb.:cool:
 

Supermercado

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Originally posted by: Codewiz
It is ESPECIALLY fun when someone has too much car for them and they end up sliding their car into a tree. I am still a little shocked that some moron hasn't tried to run it to fast and caused a major accident.

I lived in Johnstone E before they tore it down :(

That building was awesome. You had to love the metal walls, where you could hear every word your neighbor said.
How many do they run at a time? It's just an obstacle course, more or less, isn't it? And it is an empty parking lot, right? I drove by once last year when they were doing it, but we didn't stop to watch.

I think everyone liked the Stone except for me. I could never get a good night's sleep. I don't think my neighbor ever slept. I'd always be hearing rap or techno music through the walls. Have you been up here since they tore it down, though? :Q It's a huge hole in the ground.
 

Codewiz

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Originally posted by: SuperCommando
Originally posted by: Codewiz
It is ESPECIALLY fun when someone has too much car for them and they end up sliding their car into a tree. I am still a little shocked that some moron hasn't tried to run it to fast and caused a major accident.

I lived in Johnstone E before they tore it down :(

That building was awesome. You had to love the metal walls, where you could hear every word your neighbor said.
How many do they run at a time? It's just an obstacle course, more or less, isn't it? And it is an empty parking lot, right? I drove by once last year when they were doing it, but we didn't stop to watch.

I think everyone liked the Stone except for me. I could never get a good night's sleep. I don't think my neighbor ever slept. I'd always be hearing rap or techno music through the walls. Have you been up here since they tore it down, though? :Q It's a huge hole in the ground.

Only one car runs at a time and they time it BUT if you haven't noticed there are TONS of trees throughout the parking lot so all it would take is some IDIOT to try and a corner too quick and run straight into a tree. They put enough turns in it so that it shouldn't happen but I have seen people lose control and almost hit the curb.
 

GasX

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I wish there was a local auto cross club for me. I think it would be fun to put my car through its paces...
 

Codewiz

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I continued working for the College of Engineering and Science department of Computer and Networking services until July. I saw the old stone come down. I think I liked the stone so much because my freshman year I didn't do much except party. I was probably one of the type guys you hated :)
 

Gooberlx2

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Please remove the racist "R" word from your title and never use that hurtful word again. I'm from the south and this kind of lanquage CANNOT be tolerated and must be stopped.

Redneck has nothing to do with the South. There's "rednecks" all over the place here in my college town and I'm in Wisconsin. :p

 

kherman

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How did ricers get int oa good college like CLemson? My kids are NEVER going to that school!