Redneck Pride??? WTF?

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Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Ornery
Too much woman fer you! :p

Okie From Muskogee
by Merle Haggard
  • We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
    We don't take our trips on LSD
    We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
    We like livin' right, and bein' free.
    I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
    We don't make a party out of lovin';
    We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
    We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
    Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
    And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball.
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.
    Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
    Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
    Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
    And the kids here still respect the college dean.
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

Merle Hagard was one of the biggest dope smoking coke snortin fools there ever was and also associateswith the HA's..not that there is anything wrong with that.
 

PricklyPete

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She is attempting to appeal to a lot of guys who are sick of having girlfriends/wives who can't enjoy the simple things in life and are always concerned about what others think.
 
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Originally posted by: PricklyPete
She is attempting to appeal to a lot of guys who are sick of having girlfriends/wives who can't enjoy the simple things in life and are always concerned about what others think.

bingo WINNAR

in other words

she only bitches 10% of the time
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: Ornery
Too much woman fer you! :p

Okie From Muskogee
by Merle Haggard
  • We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
    We don't take our trips on LSD
    We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
    We like livin' right, and bein' free.
    I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
    We don't make a party out of lovin';
    We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
    We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
    Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
    And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball.
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.
    Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
    Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
    Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
    And the kids here still respect the college dean.
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

Thanks, I feel dumber just from having read that. :roll:
 

bozack

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Jan 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Triumph
It really is a terrible song. But having spent time in the south, with real southerners (not these transplanted northerners), I can see why the girls down here would love that song. It really describes them very well.

I agree, the lyrics sound suck but the message doesn't seem half bad....

Basically she is proud of being who she is and not consumed with materialism....too bad more women are not like her.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: bozack
Originally posted by: Triumph
It really is a terrible song. But having spent time in the south, with real southerners (not these transplanted northerners), I can see why the girls down here would love that song. It really describes them very well.

I agree, the lyrics sound suck but the message doesn't seem half bad....

Basically she is proud of being who she is and not consumed with materialism....too bad more women are not like her.

I'd rather be French than from the south.
 

bozack

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Jan 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

I'd rather be French than from the south.

and this has what to do with my response exactly?

I would take redneck over liberal wuss anyday :)