Redneck pick up lines for VALENTINES DAY

[kranky]

It's Valentine's Day, honey, and I have a heart on for you!

 

[eplebnista]

lol

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Are you black? Because you just stole my heart.

I know that's wrong...but I'm laughing out loud!

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

LOL!!! I love that one!

:thumbsup:

FTW

 

[thegimp03]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[overst33r]

haha good stuff

 

[Batti]

Redneck is not a PC term. The proper phrase is "Appalachian American".

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

LOL!!! I love that one!

Yeah that's the one that made me giggles.

 

[her209]

Is you a shotgun? Cuz you just blew my mind.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Are you black? Because you just stole my heart.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!!

 

[chuckywang]

They have got to do one of those hidden camera type shows where somebody goes up to women and says all this stuff.

Man Show segment anyone?

 

[Motek]

Hey baby do you like Maths, do you wanna go to your room add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide our legs and multiply?

 

[Mentat]

Wanna play Pear Harbor? You be the Japanese and I'll be the United States, its a game where I lay back and you blow the crap out of me

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Are you black? Because you just stole my heart.

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[dighn]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

LOL!!! I love that one!

Yeah that's the one that made me giggles.

I think that's actually kinda clever..

 

[mercanucaribe]

Microsoft's search sucks. We use IE at work, and it has a search box at the top for MS search--- it never finds what I need. Then I go to Google, and it gets exactly what I want.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Microsoft's search sucks. We use IE at work, and it has a search box at the top for MS search--- it never finds what I need. Then I go to Google, and it gets exactly what I want.

:thumbsup:

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Batti
Redneck is not a PC term. The proper phrase is "Appalachian American".

What about southern rednecks though? If my 8th grade Geography class serves me correctly, the Appalachian mountains are in the north eastern United States :Q.