Reddit asks: What is married life like

[Syringer]

http://www.reddit.com/comments..._is_married_life_like/

This reply was great :laugh:

Let's say you're 5 and you have a can of frosting in front of you. You really really love frosting. So you start shoveling it into your mouth as fast as you can.

Once you eat about half of the can you feel something isn't sitting right but you continue because you love frosting. At about 3/4s gone you start to dislike frosting very much, but you keep on going for some reason.

Now you've finished the can and run to the bathroom to vomit. Frosting is ruined for you forever, you can't even look at it without being filled with resentment and anger.

The smell makes you gag and you wish you never met that worthless lazy son of a fucking bitch.

I swear to god the first chance I get I am out of that door for good. Who's going to burn your pot roast now Greg?? You ruined my life and I hate you with every fiber of my being.

 

[xanis]

Bahahahaha that response was priceless.

 

[keird]

:laugh:

 

[shortylickens]

Posting in a brilliant thread.

 

[vi edit]

At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

There's plenty of "baking" involved: anniversaries, Valentine's Day, X-Mas, B-days, vacations, kids, arguments, etc..

 

[actuarial]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

There's plenty of "baking" involved: anniversaries, Valentine's Day, X-Mas, B-days, vacations, kids, arguments, etc..

I love all those times except arguments, though I don't have kids. Lots of times those ARE the frosting!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: actuarial

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

There's plenty of "baking" involved: anniversaries, Valentine's Day, X-Mas, B-days, vacations, kids, arguments, etc..

I love all those times except arguments, though I don't have kids. Lots of times those ARE the frosting!

Hey calm down.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

lulz, about three months ago for a treat I started into the cans of compressed icing. Did I feel bad? Small, guilty, like a closet drunk? I did. I enjoyed it, though. And I may enjoy it again.

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

lulz, about three months ago for a treat I started into the cans of compressed icing. Did I feel bad? Small, guilty, like a closet drunk? I did. I enjoyed it, though. And I may enjoy it again.

Did you eat from two cans at once or was it strictly one can at a time? And was it hard to get rid of the empty cans after you were done with them?

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: vi edit
At least in marrige there's always a can of frosting in the cabinet. And it usually doesn't require you to bake the cake first before enjoying it.

🙂

Perhaps but its always the same flavor...sometimes you need a little cream cheese, or chocolate, or whatever that stuff they put on German chocolate cakes....vanilla just gets old.

Then again you can always combine frostings....

 

[SonnyDaze]

:laugh: