I saw this stuff at the store, and I thought (in order):
1- It's a joke
2- Bret Michaels...is it hepatitis flavored?
3- It's too weird NOT to buy
I took it home, chilled it, and cracked open a bottle. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's one of the most delicious beverages I've ever tasted. It's got a peach/cinnamon flavor, so it almost tastes like a peach pie, but the mango cuts the sweetness and the pear mellows everything out. The fact it's 0 calories is a plus!