"red hot deal " on wireless fart machine

[SaltBoy]

I hate red hot farts. They're always the most painful and most stinky ones.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

hee hee...this is one of the most clever posts i've seen....:disgust::|:Q:frown:

mf

 

[Analog]

I need one of these!

 

[atwnsw]

Ebay has them for same price but shipping is only $4.95!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1711877666

And no, I am not affiliated with the seller.

Otherwise, something wouldn't smell right.

 

[DoobieOnline]

Fart humor is da bomb. My buds know it cracks me up to the point of tears, so they picked me up one of these as a gag gift on my bday a couple of years ago. This is how they gave it to me... Amy and Jen took me to a movie and we were running a little late so they asked me to pick up the snacks while they went for good seats. When I got inside, they had saved a seat between them for me. As soon as the movie started, I heard pfffft! brrrap! coming from somewhere right around me. I started laughing and the people in front of me (stadium seating) turned around and looked right at me and they weren't laughing at all. A couple of minutes later, pffft! brrrrap! toot! and I'm LMAO again - looked at Jen and Amy and choked out "WTF is that?" Everyone's looking at us and the girls finally bust out laughing. Amy reaches under my seat and pulls the fart machine out (it had sticky tape to fasten it to the bottom of my seat), hands me the machine and the remote and says "Happy Birthday."

 

[kliza23]

HAHA

I want one of these now ;-)

Jesse

 

[dsp282]

This has got to be the funniest thread that I have read for a Hot Deal. Brings back memories of a Co-worker who would set this up in the conference room under the Bosses Chair. He would set it off on day and the Boss said "Gosh Darn Excuse me...must have been the beans from last night, didn't expect it to come out that loud though." We were rolling cause at the same exact time that the Co-worker triggered the Remote out boss let out a what he thought was a silent one.

 

[SnoopyTHDog]

We have one @ work. My boss hide it some where in the men bathroom. One guy was inside doing his business and the boss keep setting it off. Minutes later the guy walked out looking confuse. We're all outside and my boss said "Don't no body come in the for the next 30 minutes"

 

[heat23]

my friend's remote for his lexus IS300 sets off that fart machine..too bad the fart machine remote dont open up his car

 

[zootallures]

<< I had a wireless fart machine for 18 years until he moved out to go to college. >>


ROFLMAO!

Am I actually considering getting one of these?

 

[cliftonite]

I got one . I plan on using this on my roommates for a while. Then i am going to use it in class by putting it under someones seat and activating it. Bwahahahahahhahaha.

 

[imn8]

I bought one of these about a year ago. The batteries decayed and the insides of the machine got all corroded. But it was fun while it lasted.

 

[iwearnosox]

Gentlemen, the first rule of fart club is that we do not talk about fart club.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Gentlemen, the first rule of fart club is that we do not talk about fart club.


LOL

mf

 

[Flatbroke]

The batteries decayed and the insides of the machine got all corroded.
That's what's happening to my real fart machine, smells like burning elastic too. I do believe the only thing that can compete with fart humor is a cat belch. Just my 2 beans worth.
Edit: I remember The Drew Carey show when Drew did a "how to lift" training tape, (lots of squating), that his friends in the show dubbed fart noises into. Later Drew said in a interview that the TV censor told them in the meeting before the show, that they couldn't use the fart sounds for the show because they were too "juicy". He said that he and others started making fart noises by blowing on their forearms for the censor and seeing what kind of fart would "pass" for TV. Drew said the "dry" farts the censors let them use were funnier anyway. Censors will let you see someone getting killed on TV, but no "juicy" farts. Oh well.

 

[fishsocks]

Hear a sample.....
Is it Live ? or is it the Incredible Wireless Fart Machine

fish

 

[Flatbroke]

Sounds like a forearm fart. Sorry, I'd rate this a 4 on a scale of 10.

Edit: May I submit for your approval............ (from the same page, nice URL by the way....)
Number 8?

Just the right amount of gurgle with just a hint of "let me out of here".