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"red hot deal " on wireless fart machine

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fishsocks

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reg 17.99
now 9.99

Remote-Controlled FART MACHINE?
Works from up to 50' away... and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds! Requires 4 AAA batteries, not included. Remote control includes battery.

StinkyLink


found this while looking for the Weed Eater deal posted earlier

fish

"Ebay has them for same price but shipping is only $4.95!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1711877666"
a link with cheaper shipping from this thread
thanks to atwnsw

cheapershippingstinkylink
 
I had a wireless fart machine for 18 years until he moved out to go to college.
rolleye.gif
 
lol! that's one of the funniest lines i've read in these forums!
my pop probably thinks the same 😛
where'd that icon come from? tia!
 
Hey, they have a 110% price match guarantee. Can anyone find a remote controlled fart machine cheaper elsewhere? This could be a really "incendiary" deal!
 
That is a rip off, I mean no authentic smell or noise. Somethings just can't be replaced. Just eat a can of tuna, refried beans, a chees stick, and 3 hardboiled eggs and enjoy the screams as people run.
 
the range is great, it uses RF not IR.

and as lame as it sounds, it can actually be quite amusing, even for people like me who find Howard Stern fart jokes, and the like dull.

I recall reaching up to get my bag out of the overhead compartment after the plane landed... you know the part where everyone is standing around quietly.... and my gf set the thing off in my bag.... lucky I have a sense of humor. She laughed her ass off.

 
Thanks for the link! I'm quite tired of my current unit which must be plugged into an outlet.

Bob
 


<< the range is great, it uses RF not IR.

and as lame as it sounds, it can actually be quite amusing, even for people like me who find Howard Stern fart jokes, and the like dull.

I recall reaching up to get my bag out of the overhead compartment after the plane landed... you know the part where everyone is standing around quietly.... and my gf set the thing off in my bag.... lucky I have a sense of humor. She laughed her ass off. >>



WOW...great story 🙂
 
As a joke, my wife's brother bought one of these last year (from some place like Spencer Gifts) for my 5 year old son. He thought it was real funny to hide it under a chair (or pillow, or whatever), and set it off when his cousins came over. It was funny the first or second time, but after it went off for the 100th time, I yanked the batteries. It's now saved for when my wife's brother comes to visit. I can't wait to buy one for his new daughter...paybacks are hell.
 
I bought this using my Amex Blue and then called up and did a pricematch. The Amex rep made me break wind into the telephone and was satisfied that I am indeed wireless, and therefore pricematched me down to $2 (the cost of the taco I had for lunch that allegedly created the "wind").

Not a bad deal, $2 for this gadget, but now my phone doesn't smell very good.

:disgust:
 
these aren't just for kids, either.........

an older gentleman in an office down the hall from me, brought one of these in, and hooked it under a chair prior to one of our staff meetings

he strategically placed it under the chair where an older, very proper woman always chooses to sit

every now and then during the meeting, a muffled fart sound would emit. and everyone would kinda sheepishly look at each other, wondering who was the guilty party



later that week, he had a meeting scheduled in his office with two clients, and hooked the thing up under one of the chairs
during the meeting, he would excuse himself to go copy some documents, and then while out of the office, set off the device
he told us later how funny it was to come back to the office and see them both with the most uncomfortable demeanors, as they both knew, individually, that they hadn't farted, but didn't dare accuse the other
 
One of my frat brothers has one of these and he put in in a airvent in our house and sat on the couch will a pillow over the remote and had some fun when we had some ladies over???
 


<< I bought this using my Amex Blue and then called up and did a pricematch. The Amex rep made me break wind into the telephone and was satisfied that I am indeed wireless, and therefore pricematched me down to $2 (the cost of the taco I had for lunch that allegedly created the "wind").

Not a bad deal, $2 for this gadget, but now my phone doesn't smell very good.

:disgust: >>



LOL 😀
 
this has got to be one of the funniest threads i've read so far. 🙂 i don't know how much the above site charges for shipping but you can get these on fleabay for a little cheaper.
 
What a stinkin' hot deal, but the shipping really blows.
1 pounds to CA

Parcel Post: $7.72
UPS Ground: $10.26
UPS Second Day: $13.15
UPS Next Day: $27.42

 
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