yhelothar
Lifer
- Dec 11, 2002
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I have the most fvcked up dreams ever!!
One time I dreamed that the world was a big cube, and I was on the journey to climb to the top corner...
To get there, I climbed the brick wall in my back yard, that is stair stepped up about 5 ft, except this one stair steps to the corner of the world
I finally reached there, and there was a small movie theater at the corner of the world... The sky is made out of cardboard, and there is a little box extruding out that is the movie theater, except this box was really small, maybe the size of a bathroom
There was a little hole in it, that you could climb through
I climbed through it, and I was in the showers, which I took a shower there, then I went to the movie theater
The movie theater had a big ass coke vending machine in the middle of the seating.
Then I woke up...
my next dream I had last week is the most fvcked up yet.. scared the ?ucking §hi? outta me
I was downloading a music video of a flute song
and suddenly.. when i watch.. i'm in ancient rome watching these two guys get on each other, they had curly hair and the red cape and they were like sucking each other's dick
Then Jesus Christ acsends from the sky and then he's all over the place, like 200 clones of Jesus in a dark starry night all over rome
Then the song ended and I'm back at my computer
And it plays again..
Then I go back to ancient rome, and the EXACT same thing happens again.
But this time when I saw jesus come out again, I convinced myself it was just a dream and I woke myself up...
One time I dreamed that the world was a big cube, and I was on the journey to climb to the top corner...
To get there, I climbed the brick wall in my back yard, that is stair stepped up about 5 ft, except this one stair steps to the corner of the world
I finally reached there, and there was a small movie theater at the corner of the world... The sky is made out of cardboard, and there is a little box extruding out that is the movie theater, except this box was really small, maybe the size of a bathroom
There was a little hole in it, that you could climb through
I climbed through it, and I was in the showers, which I took a shower there, then I went to the movie theater
The movie theater had a big ass coke vending machine in the middle of the seating.
Then I woke up...
my next dream I had last week is the most fvcked up yet.. scared the ?ucking §hi? outta me
I was downloading a music video of a flute song
and suddenly.. when i watch.. i'm in ancient rome watching these two guys get on each other, they had curly hair and the red cape and they were like sucking each other's dick
Then Jesus Christ acsends from the sky and then he's all over the place, like 200 clones of Jesus in a dark starry night all over rome
Then the song ended and I'm back at my computer
And it plays again..
Then I go back to ancient rome, and the EXACT same thing happens again.
But this time when I saw jesus come out again, I convinced myself it was just a dream and I woke myself up...
Schadenfroh
Elite Member
- Mar 8, 2003
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1) Sex dreams. A lot of them. I fvck every guy I know (well, relatives excluded) (but somehow I never see their faces).
2) I can fly, but when I try, I can't get off the ground. Like I've got lead weights keeping me down.
3) I'm sent back to high school because they discovered that I somehow didn't take a class I needed to graduate. I graduated in 1986.
4) I have dreamt this one since elementary school: I go to school, and notice when I go out for recess that I somehow managed to forget to put on my pants that morning.
5) Recurrent dreams about my grandmas. They're still alive during the dreams. I often wake up feeling broken hearted from these dreams.
6) I am still working for an old boss of mine, and have been flaking off at work so bad that all the plants in the greenhouse die.
7) It's the day before/day of a final exam, and I somehow realize that I never went to class during the term. I'm cramming, but it's just impossible to learn it all in time. Never occurs to me to withdraw from the course or take an incomplete.
2) I can fly, but when I try, I can't get off the ground. Like I've got lead weights keeping me down.
3) I'm sent back to high school because they discovered that I somehow didn't take a class I needed to graduate. I graduated in 1986.
4) I have dreamt this one since elementary school: I go to school, and notice when I go out for recess that I somehow managed to forget to put on my pants that morning.
5) Recurrent dreams about my grandmas. They're still alive during the dreams. I often wake up feeling broken hearted from these dreams.
6) I am still working for an old boss of mine, and have been flaking off at work so bad that all the plants in the greenhouse die.
7) It's the day before/day of a final exam, and I somehow realize that I never went to class during the term. I'm cramming, but it's just impossible to learn it all in time. Never occurs to me to withdraw from the course or take an incomplete.
Save Jesus when I travel back in time, and massacre the queer romans?My dreams not only have recurring themes, some of them have cohesive geography. In my dreams I've created a landed called Jomon. It's a semi-arid wasteland with lots of rock walls and caves. There is a town in a deep valley with no roads in or out, and a cave with a singing frog living in it. You would think that would be great, but it has the voice of the singing bush on The Three Amigos and it can only sing "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain", and you have to sing first to get it started, so it gets old really fast. There are species of flowers that exist nowhere but in Jomon. I have a lot of fun there.
yukichigai
Diamond Member
- Apr 23, 2003
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I can't engage in lucid dreaming but I can predict the future with my dreams. Seriously. I'm not kidding here. The only problem is that it's the most useless, trivial events that I predict, or things I can't do stuff about.
Like the time I predicted a bulb on my Christmas lights would burn out.
Or the time I predicted the front walk would be swept clean. (It was usually covered in leaves)
Stuff like that. It's absolutely useless. Kinda cool though.
Like the time I predicted a bulb on my Christmas lights would burn out.
Or the time I predicted the front walk would be swept clean. (It was usually covered in leaves)
Stuff like that. It's absolutely useless. Kinda cool though.
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