Recruiting for ATOT gangstalk!

[Ichinisan]

I'm a badguy. I know many of you are just like me. I've always wanted to create an alliance with other badguys and do something fun together. I do not want to try world domination again. It attracts resistance and the difficulty, expense, and risk is too high. Just...no.

I've been reading up on "gangstalking" and it sounds like lots of fun. It's going to require training, practice, skill, and dedication. Think of those "flashmob" performances, but more secretive and the performers are all badguys.

We have to come up with some procedures first.

I need suggestions on selecting a "TI" (targeted individual).

How often will we meet? Daily?

How many badguys should be in on it?

Should we coordinate using mobile phones?

How do you guys feel about tattoos?

Do we want the "TI" to know about us or not?

How do we track the "TI?"

You'd have to be OK with committing illegal acts that could land you in jail if you're caught. Pfft! We're badguys, right? Anyway, I'm talking about harmless stuff; like placing a dead rat in someone's attic. If successful, we'll consider ramping-up the antagonism.

Keep in mind that this is unpaid. If you have lots of free time and absolutely nothing else to do, feel free to help out.

emphasizing absurdity of "gangstalking" to suffering people who believe they're victims of it


Now on the premise that the person in question does have some mental issues, why

do you want to make light of his situation?

You/or anyone else, do not get to troll him with this.

esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[lxskllr]

Is that sung to the tune of Girls Talk?

 

[Sheep]

I'm still trying to figure out if that dude's legitimately mentally ill or a contender for troll of the year. It's a total crapshoot.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I want to be the suspicious teenaged kid that asks the TI for directions to the nearest skate park... while not carrying a skateboard.

 

[Ichinisan]

I want to be the suspicious teenaged kid that asks the TI for directions to the nearest skate park... while not carrying a skateboard.

You got it. How many times do you think we can reuse that one?

 

[SunnyD]

You'd have to be OK with committing illegal acts that could land you in jail if you're caught.

Given that this in itself is ground to get one's self banned from AT, I'm gonna have to pass. ATOT is the only thing closest to resembling "a life" that I have. I can't afford to lose that, lest I require therapy.

 

[Ichinisan]

Given that this in itself is ground to get one's self banned from AT, I'm gonna have to pass. ATOT is the only thing closest to resembling "a life" that I have. I can't afford to lose that, lest I require therapy.

I guess you're not a badguy, then. Get out of here!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You got it. How many times do you think we can reuse that one?

Three is a good number. Bad things always happen in threes. I'll wear a red t-shirt the first two days to ensure that he remembers me, and then the third time I'll switch to a grey hoodie and get a lip piercing so he knows that I know that he is on to me.

 

[Ichinisan]

Three is a good number. Bad things always happen in threes. I'll wear a red t-shirt the first two days to ensure that he remembers me, and then the third time I'll switch to a grey hoodie and get a lip piercing so he knows that I know that he is on to me.

I like the way you think! :twisted:

 

[CZroe]

Wait a sec. How are we going to get in place to monitor the TI faster that we can track him/her? We don't have a working teleporter yet.

I think we're going to need a pretty large group that is always laying in wait with props and ready to spring into action at the drop of a hat anywhere the TI goes.

...

And by "action," I mean simply being there while we pretend to put bags in the back of a truck by actually doing it. Yeah.

 

[Ichinisan]

Wait a sec. How are we going to get in place to monitor the TI faster than we can track him/her? We don't have a working teleporter yet.

I think we're going to need a pretty large group that is always laying in wait with props and ready to spring into action at the drop of a hat anywhere the TI goes.

Well, yeah. That's the whole idea (pretty much).

 

[CZroe]

Well, yeah. That's the whole idea (pretty much).

I'm just trying to answer the "How many badguys should be in on it?" question. Answer: As many as it would take to make up for our lack of a time-teleporeplicator machine.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I'm just trying to answer the "How many badguys should be in on it?" question. Answer: As many as it would take to make up for our lack of a time-teleporeplicator machine.

No. Over. 900

 

[Greenman]

You're going to need a code phrase, I'd like to suggest "pigs fly on Friday". I've always liked that one.
I'm also in for making lots of loud noise to confuse and annoy the TI, I work construction and ride a Harley, I'm a natural.

 

[AlienCraft]

I've got a PA system if you think you might need some audio reinforcement. Dunno, just think it might be fun.