Recommend some really outrageous answers

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: HotChic
I had neck surgery in early/mid November (C1/C2 fusion because of rheumatoid arthritis, an autoimmune disease), and I have a neck brace on now. Since I'm back at work, I'm getting lots of questions. Anybody have suggestions for good answers?

Here are some of my current answers to, "What happened?!?!"
1. An angry turkey attacked me
2. Freak toothbrush accident
3. A University of Washington researcher is paying me $2500 to wear this for two months4. I broke my leg
5. I said no to (insert boss' name)
6. I'm a walking T-Mobile HotSpot

I'm taking suggestions. 😀

Hey....... 😛

It's not a dig at UW, that's just the closest large university. 🙂

It is???!!! 😕

Despite my profile, I actually live in Seattle.

You should update your profile then 😀
Seattle pwns. 🙂
Gameworks on Pike pwns.

You should say.

1. I fell down the stairs on Suzzalo because a guy was vacuuming with a fkin kirby.
2. I rode my bike down the campus and crashed into the fountain.
3. Shane Hamman came to me and threw me too far while during the jerk and lift for entertainment.
4. I got slapped silly by a trout.
5. A woman smacked me with her purse for making yo mama jokes.
6. I was in the monorail that got stuck at Seattle Center, and flew and hit the wall.
7. I'll pay you so you would stfu and say I broke my neck.
8. This is the price I get for killing all those kitties.
9. This is a good reason why you shouldn't give hobos food near I-5.

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: ktehmok
You went to a Halloween party as a Pez dispensor, and you are now paying the price.

Ahahahahaha!!!! The best reply, ever!


Edit: Or do I just have a sick mind? 😉

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Popped a Viagra and it got stuck in your throat :laugh:

 

[Bozono]

Originally posted by: ktehmok
You went to a Halloween party as a Pez dispensor, and you are now paying the price.

FTW!:laugh:

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Not even page 2 and we already have multiple perverted male posts... ATOT is an amazing place

What did you expect? Didn't you see the thread about the "username/password" undies? I have to admit that was a funny thread though. No surprise it got locked :laugh:

 

[Pocahontas]

Sex accident

 

[Ready]

It's a neck condom

 

[meltdown75]

lol - Adica sorta beat me to it...

"neck brace? oh you mean my new scarf?"

- btw, hope you're feeling better! 🙂

 

[Bryophyte]

"Well, you know how it is with newlyweds!" *wink wink**nudge nudge*