Recommend me booze! I don't drink. Hate alcohol taste.

[fuzzybabybunny]

I don't drink but I want to find a drink that I can order and enjoy without hating it.

1. One beer is good enough. Two means I'm puking.

2. I hate the taste of alcohol and can often detect it in even the most well-hidden, sweet drinks. It ruins the drink for me.

3. The majority of drinks give me a throbbing headache and upset stomach. It's hard being happy and loose when you feel sick.

So, here are the things that I don't like:

Gin and Tonic (disgusting)
Whiskey
Tequila
Red Wine (disgusting)
Most White Wine, including Rieslings (disgusting)
Beer (fruity beers included)
Daiquiris (I'd rather have 100% juice)
Long Island
Sake Bomb (very sick)
Ales
Hard Lemonade
Rum
Rum and Coke
Vodka and Orange Juice
Mead
Kahlua
Sake

Things that I'm ok with:

High quality Vodka (just one shot, not too much bad taste)
Moscato (if I HAD to drink one wine, this would be it_

Things that I've liked:

Woodchuck Cider

So I'm beginning to think that pursuing super sweet drinks in the hopes of masking the alcohol is like barking up the wrong tree. I think sour is where it's at for me. I actually LIKED the cider and it didn't give me a headache or upset stomach.

Any other recommendations for super sour drinks or other drinks in general?

 

[DVad3r]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_beer

If you can't drink that then you aren't designed to drink alcohol.

 

[IronWing]

White Zinfindel - tastes like kool aid, great with pizza.

Also, don't drink. You wake up with a sore head, and upset stomach, and torn underwear.

 

[Sea Moose]

I would recomend vodka and lemonade. You can have it as strong or weak as you like. And high quality vodkas have no taste

 

[xanis]

You might as well just stick with the cider. It's a little fruity, but Woodchuck tastes pretty good. You might also want to check out Mike's Hard Lemonade... you can't taste the alcohol at all.

 

[spidey07]

You need to go to girl drinks. Try 1 oz rum and 16 oz fruit punch.

Or a really light whiskey sour if you're looking for sour.

 

[yankeesfan]

What about really bitter beers? Like some of the really hoppy IPAs.

 

[xanis]

What about really bitter beers? Like some of the really hoppy IPAs.

Those generally make ME want to gag. I don't see FBB liking them any more.

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_beer

If you can't drink that then you aren't designed to drink alcohol.

I'll give it a try. I probably won't like the taste though.

White Zinfindel - tastes like kool aid, great with pizza.

Also, don't drink. You wake up with a sore head, and upset stomach, and torn underwear.

Tried it. Too alcohol-y to me. Bleh.

I would recomend vodka and lemonade. You can have it as strong or weak as you like. And high quality vodkas have no taste

I'll try this. But it's gotta be a really nice vodka.

You might as well just stick with the cider. It's a little fruity, but Woodchuck tastes pretty good. You might also want to check out Mike's Hard Lemonade... you can't taste the alcohol at all.

Mike's Hard Lemonade becomes too bitter for me after less than half the bottle. Plus it makes me sick. All varieties.

You need to go to girl drinks. Try 1 oz rum and 16 oz fruit punch.

Or a really light whiskey sour if you're looking for sour.

I'll try this.

What about really bitter beers? Like some of the really hoppy IPAs.

Tried them. Hells no.

 

[yankeesfan]

Maybe try some Southern Comfort or Jagermeister? They don't taste much like alcohol.

 

[zerocool84]

What about really bitter beers? Like some of the really hoppy IPAs.

Umm you definitely don't give someone new to alcohol something like that. I drink all the time and don't even like those. Too strong.

 

[T9D]

Long island Ice Tea.

Seriously you HAVE to have this.

 

[Muadib]

WTF are you puking after 2 beers? Before we go any further, I think this needs to be addressed. Perhaps you are allergic to alcohol.

 

[spidey07]

WTF are you puking after 2 beers? Before we go any further, I think this needs to be addressed. Perhaps you are allergic to alcohol.

It's FBB, we love him, but he's allergic to air.

 

[ChaoZ]

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Long island Ice Tea.

Seriously you HAVE to have this.

I did. Didn't like it. After half a glass I was puking and feeling really sick.

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Maybe try some Southern Comfort or Jagermeister? They don't taste much like alcohol.

I'll give them a go.

 

[Hacp]

Try coors lite. Tastes just like diet coke.

 

[rudeguy]

Sea Breeze

 

[Vinny N]

Best tasting drink I've ever had:

Absolut Pears Vodka
Seltzer
Lime Juice.

Adjust Seltzer and Lime juice and you will not taste the alcohol.

Tastes like a mild pear-flavored water with fizzle.

 

[jme5343]

Try Bacardi O or Bacardi Limon and water. IT has a citrus-y taste and the water prevents any type of hangover. Don't mix too strong at first.

 

[El Guaraguao]

 

[T9D]

You shouldn't be puking. I think you just have to keep at it and hope you adapt. Wine is probably going to be the best bet. Gets you buzzed fast with the least amount of volume. Just keep trying wine and hope you get used to it. Try a port.

 

[Bateluer]

WTF are you puking after 2 beers? Before we go any further, I think this needs to be addressed. Perhaps you are allergic to alcohol.

No kidding, that's not normal. I've had some beers that are nauseating and induce gag reflux, but there are some really good beers out there.

 

[pray4mojo]

with a selection of stuff you dont like that wide, id just suggest not drinking