Recipe for flaming dumba$$

Wheezer

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1 Can Spray Paint
1 Small fire
1 Medium Size Rock
1 Moron

Start fire and throw in can of spray paint (color is optional) after several minutes if can of said paint has not yet exploded have the moron throw 1 medium sized rock onto the can of unexploded paint and Voila!

You have just created the flaming dumbass!

 

halik

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PHENOMENAL!

Most of the darwin vids don't have the aftermath, this one is absolutely perfect!
 

skyking

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A kid killed himself with gasoline a few days ago, pouring out of a gascan that blew up in his hands, and covered him in gas. What a way to go:(
One of the members here posted all his aftermath pics. that was very sporting of him, only they were gross as hell.
 

halik

Lifer
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Originally posted by: skyking
A kid killed himself with gasoline a few days ago, pouring out of a gascan that blew up in his hands, and covered him in gas. What a way to go:(
One of the members here posted all his aftermath pics. that was very sporting of him, only they were gross as hell.

link?
 

skyking

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hard lesson.
The OT member, he had some asian nic. He had gotten drunk and next thing he knew, he had fallen off a third story balcony and busted the heck out if his leg. He ended up with compartment syndrome with an open reduction for months. GAG!
 

Toastedlightly

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Good he learned. I, on the other hand, have not. A friend and I are going to get ~300 feet of extention cords, a microwave and a can of paint. I'll post vids if we do :) (start out w/ egg first).