Receptionist in your company

paulney

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It seems that in my company the mandatory qualification to be a receptionist is to be over 250 pounds and no more than 5 feet tall. Anyone else is either denied application or quickly promoted to a personal admin.

How's it in your company?
 

Danman

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Originally posted by: paulney
It seems that in my company the mandatory qualification to be a receptionist is to be over 250 pounds and no more than 5 feet tall. Anyone else is either denied application or quickly promoted to a personal admin.

How's it in your company?

OMG, so true. We have whales at our place. :(
 

rudeguy

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we only hire beasts, crackwhores, women older than God, or married women.

But then again we only pay hourly people minimum wage to start.

Now when I was running a pizza place, I only hired hot girls for cashiers. It really helped sales.
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: rudeguy
we only hire beasts, crackwhores, women older than God, or married women.

But then again we only pay hourly people minimum wage to start.

Now when I was running a pizza place, I only hired hot girls for cashiers. It really helped sales.

:thumbsup: for hot pizza girls!
 

nageov3t

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I've never seen her, but I've heard that she's fairly attractive.

I used to be a receptionist and was definitely not hot ;)
 

Parrotheader

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We've been through about 5 or 6 receptionists during the past year. Our company's growing so rapidly they invariably get sucked into other departments to help out so it's a great entry level job. Most of them have been uber hot though (one was a former college cheerleader, another a pagent winner.) It made for a good first impression of the agency IMO.

Our current receptionist though is like a real-life version of Meg from Family Guy.

Mid-sized, private companies where image is important (like law firms and ad agencies) usually seem to have the hottest receptionists IMO.
 

kalster

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Originally posted by: Danman
Originally posted by: paulney
It seems that in my company the mandatory qualification to be a receptionist is to be over 250 pounds and no more than 5 feet tall. Anyone else is either denied application or quickly promoted to a personal admin.

How's it in your company?

OMG, so true. We have whales at our place. :(

same here :(
 

sixone

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May 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: paulney
It seems that in my company the mandatory qualification to be a receptionist is to be over 250 pounds and no more than 5 feet tall. Anyone else is either denied application or quickly promoted to a personal admin.

How's it in your company?

Have you ever been a receptionist??? Who else would want such a crappy job?
 

meltdown75

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sorry guys no pics but i just returned from Head Office and the receptionist was indeed a bombshell. our local receptionist is an awesome lady but she's not a young hottie like the HO receptionist.

TO has some fine women. WOW :shocked:
 

Baked

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The one at my dentist's is pretty damn hot. Redhead too. Makes me wanna schedule weekly check-ups.
 

TwinkleToes77

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since i'm the 'receptionist' in my office.. all calls that dont get transferred somewhere come to my line... i'd have to say that i'm hot!
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: paulney
It seems that in my company the mandatory qualification to be a receptionist is to be over 250 pounds and no more than 5 feet tall. Anyone else is either denied application or quickly promoted to a personal admin.

How's it in your company?

Have you ever been a receptionist??? Who else would want such a crappy job?

a dumb blonde?
the one in my company is ok. she's older (mid 40's) and has no style (wears jeans that barely reach her ankle...with her white socks showing) but she's not fat. so i give her a 4/10
 
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Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
since i'm the 'receptionist' in my office.. all calls that dont get transferred somewhere come to my line... i'd have to say that i'm hot!

:camera: or BAN!!!