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Receptionist at dentist's office seems to be throwing the rap...

MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Asking for woman advice here is like asking for car repair advice at a beauty salon. 😕

Woman at the dentist's office...been very nice (but professional) my last few visits, made very quick small talk b/c other people there, etc, etc. I must admit, I checked her out...af few times and she caught me once...maybe more than once. 😀

The past few days we've been playing phone tag b/c I've been trying to make an appointment...either she calls when I'm out of the office or I call and she's on the phone so I get the voice mail.

Finally got ahold of her today; I walked into the office just as my coworker was hanging up w/her and taking a message. I called right back and after she answered I said:

Aha! Got'ya now! No more phone tag!
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She laughed and said "This is Mike, right?" We started chatting about what I need done (my teeth, guys...not the OTHER thing I need done! :Q) and while she was being very professional, she would also throw in comments like "Don't worry, the doctor will be careful and make sure you're still really good looking after he's done." 😀

Well, we BS'ed for a good 15 minutes. I have an appt Monday.

How do I do this? It's an odd situation...not used to hitting on women that work in doctor's offices. 😱 Chat her up and suggest we get together soon and then pick a night? I've no idea if she's got a BF, but she wears no rings on that finger (when you get to my age, the finger is the first place you look, unfortunately.)

Oh...um...one other thing. She's about 10 years younger than I am. Don't know if that matters to her or not.

Thoughts?

ps
The following statements will not work:

Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
ps
The following statements will not work:

Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
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Well damn, there went all of my best lines.
 
Ask her out in passing at the end of small talk next time. Something like..."Well, I'd better get going, but maybe we could go out some time."
 
just say, "I liked talking to you on the phone, we should do it more often." If she agrees, ask for her number. If not, then its no big deal.

Oh yeah, don't forget to whip it out!
(this is ATOT afterall)
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
just say, "I liked talking to you on the phone, we should do it more often." If she agrees, ask for her number. If not, then its no big deal.

Oh yeah, don't forget to whip it out!
(this is ATOT afterall)
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I like this approach...real casual. We could talk more in a non-work environment, etc. And go from there if the talk is good.

It's been so long since I actually did the date thing...too many one-nighters in the clubs. 😱 Too many.

ps
The whip it out thing...it's a thought. 😀
 
throwing the rap you say.....

never heard it put that way and looks weird written out...


sorry no useful advice here other than..you only live once go for it...

if you get shot down..well there are always other dentist offices you can go too...cuz that be way weird for you to go back to the same one...and have to see her skank ass.

and yes she will be the skank ass hoe if she shoots you down otherwise she will be the nicest girl you ever met until she lets you in dem panties....
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: GoodDad
just say, "I liked talking to you on the phone, we should do it more often." If she agrees, ask for her number. If not, then its no big deal.

Oh yeah, don't forget to whip it out!
(this is ATOT afterall)
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I like this approach...real casual. We could talk more in a non-work environment, etc. And go from there if the talk is good.

It's been so long since I actually did the date thing...too many one-nighters in the clubs. 😱 Too many.

ps
The whip it out thing...it's a thought. 😀
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LOL....

Don't forget that women are on the hunt too. You don't want to bore her or come on too strong, just be casual and do it as quck as possible. It will be less painful if she says no, and it will leave her wondering more about you if she says yes.
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
throwing the rap you say.....

never heard it put that way and looks weird written out...


sorry no useful advice here other than..you only live once go for it...

if you get shot down..well there are always other dentist offices you can go too...cuz that be way weird for you to go back to the same one...and have to see her skank ass.

and yes she will be the skank ass hoe if she shoots you down otherwise she will be the nicest girl you ever met until she lets you in dem panties....
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LOL! What's the difference b/t a bitch and a slut? The bitch told you "no."
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: MichaelD
ps
The following statements will not work:

Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
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Well damn, there went all of my best lines.
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LOL!
Same here, gotta work on something new.
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: MichaelD
ps
The following statements will not work:

Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
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Well damn, there went all of my best lines.
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LOL!
Same here, gotta work on something new.
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"It ain't gonna suck itself"
 
Or, just ask her out for something simple, after you get done with your appointment, just go up to her and ask her if she'd like to grab coffee. It's an innocent proposition and I don't know any women that would turn a guy down for that unless he was being a real jackass.
 
the old have the dentist pass her your note might work...


use this template:

will you go out with me?


[ ] YES 🙂 [ ] no 🙁


please mark one.


 
You need to take one step beyond the professional level where she works...

So you have my phone #, any chance I could get yours?

Answer is a yes or no, short & sweet, and it doesn't get too weird for her at work compared to a full on "Nice shoes line..."

Plan B, drop your billfold under the chair (with a hundred or so $ in it & no CC's) She'll call you about it, you can ask for her # on the phone.

BTW, she's prob screwing the dentist already, they all seem to😕
 
Q... Are you into Fitness?
A... How about Fitness in your mouth?

Q... hey baby wanna go get a pizza and f*ck?
A... what you dont like pizza?


😀
 
Asking Syringer about women is about the same as asking Jerboy for advice on how get laid by a girl.
 
Try this...
You know, I find you very attractive. Could I possibly take you to dinner some evening?
I guarantee she's never heard it before, and I have a five spot that says it'll do the trick.
Prop the line up with your best "humble guy" act on it and it's not going to miss.

 
1) ASL?
2) sup bitch, prom?
3) omgbbqwtfsex?
4) make me a pie?
5) dammit woman, why do you gotta make me hit you?
6) DIAF
7) Post on ATOT
8) Goto 1
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Geez, MichaelD, I thought you got out of junior high school a LONG time ago. :roll:
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Don't hate, participate.
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Michael, buddy, I've been out of circulation for almost as many years as you have graced this planet with your presence. I wouldn't recognize a good pickup line if it slapped me in the face, kicked my ass and showed me the door! :shocked:

OTOH, I do enjoy fvcking with your threads every chance I get. 😛



Edit: I had to make a change to my post because it left us both open to some serious harassment by the kiddies. 😀
 
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