Rear-view mirrors

Wahsapa

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because your facing forward?

this topic is going somewhere, i can feel it
 

Sluggo

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I dont need them.

I'm married and my wife screams whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Her: AHHHHHHHH
Me: What?
Her: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Me: Yeah, I was slowing down
Her: Not fast enough
Me: Your depth perception is off, who in the family wears glasses?
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>
 

BW86

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
I dont need them.

I'm married and my wife screams whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Her: AHHHHHHHH
Me: What?
Her: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Me: Yeah, I was slowing down
Her: Not fast enough
Me: Your depth perception is off, who in the family wears glasses?
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>

lol hahaha reminds me of my parents
 

imported_Papi

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ona billboard ad here in Toronto, ON they have a picture of a rearview and a police car in the mirror. it says something about when bad drivers, all of a sudden become good drivers. its funny.
 

aplefka

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Originally posted by: BW86
Originally posted by: Sluggo
I dont need them.

I'm married and my wife screams whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Her: AHHHHHHHH
Me: What?
Her: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Me: Yeah, I was slowing down
Her: Not fast enough
Me: Your depth perception is off, who in the family wears glasses?
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>

lol hahaha reminds me of my parents

My dad is a lot like that whenever I drive with him. He tells me that I should slow down like 2 seconds after I've already been on the brakes. Then when I'm a passenger he waits til the last second to brake. I really am amazed he's never rear-ended anybody.
 

psiu

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife needs them.

I'm married and I scream whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Me: AHHHHHHHH
Her: What?
Me: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Her: *quits looking at house or trees or the pretty ponies* oh, *brakes--HARD*
Me: AAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee *furiously hitting invisible brake pedal on my side of vehicle*
Her: Why do you that?
Me: That's the 4 person you've almost hit today! [start Mr.T voice] WATCH THE ROAD, FOOL! [/end Mr.T voice]
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>


Edited to better reflect my reality.
 

Tremulant

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Originally posted by: psiu
Originally posted by: Sluggo
My wife needs them.

I'm married and I scream whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Me: AHHHHHHHH
Her: What?
Me: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Her: *quits looking at house or trees or the pretty ponies* oh, *brakes--HARD*
Me: AAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee *furiously hitting invisible brake pedal on my side of vehicle*
Her: Why do you that?
Me: That's the 4 person you've almost hit today! [start Mr.T voice] WATCH THE ROAD, FOOL! [/end Mr.T voice]
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>


Edited to better reflect my reality.

rofl!
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: BW86
Originally posted by: Sluggo
I dont need them.

I'm married and my wife screams whenever we get within 10 feet of any object.

Her: AHHHHHHHH
Me: What?
Her: Dont you see <xxxxx>
Me: Yeah, I was slowing down
Her: Not fast enough
Me: Your depth perception is off, who in the family wears glasses?
Her: <Gives me the silent treatment>

lol hahaha reminds me of my parents

My dad is a lot like that whenever I drive with him. He tells me that I should slow down like 2 seconds after I've already been on the brakes. Then when I'm a passenger he waits til the last second to brake. I really am amazed he's never rear-ended anybody.

mirror image of my mom, except without the facial hair.
 

JeffCos

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Here in NJ because people don't understand the phrases "keep right except to pass" or "Flash to pass" I always wanted to mount a camera to the front side of my passenger side mirror and hook it up to my GPS screen. So when i'm in the left lane and some fool is in front of me not moving over when i'm on his bumper, I can see down the lane to the right to see if there's anyone there and that I could go around him.