Right, so it seems that a simple question about installing a media player under a new OS (for me) has caused a virtual flame war.
So....
skriefal: Thank you for your advice, I hadn't checked that. Seeting the exec bit allowed it to extract and install itself, excellent. By far the most sensible piece of advice here.
TheOmegaCode: Wow, really? Guess I'm really dumb. Gee, sorry about that. There's now a big sign on my wall saying "You are running LINUX!". I'm well aware of the way in which software is installed under Linux, but I've only been running Mandrake for four days now and everyone needs help sometimes. I'll bet you didn't know how to work Linux 100% the second you installed it- I've been running all versions of Windows under the sun for 6-7 years now and this is my first adventure into Open-Source OS's. On a slightly different note, thank you for the FAQ link. Most useful.
Bleep: Thanks for that, it's an attitude I'm coming across more and more these days- OS snobbery. Sigh.
Now, unless there's any more flaming or bitching to be done, can we get back to talking about what this forum was set up for? That's right, solving people's computer problems. Thanks to skriefal (actually, I right-clicked -> Properties, set the exec bit lol, Windows habit) the problem is now fixed.
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