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Millions of Americans are happy to respond to any complaint about a potential new laws infringement of rights or freedom or privacy with some variation of its for the children or it will save lives. Lately its been gun control in the crosshairs, but in the past its also been free speech, personal privacy and other fundamentals of a free society being targeted.
So fine. If what we really want to do is save lives, and we dont care what the cost is to individual freedom, lets do it properly, shall we? Since the subject of guns has been beaten to a pulp, Ill focus on five other leading preventable causes of death, many of which kill far more people every year than guns do.
Suicide
The main difference is that most of the items on my list would actually work.In fact, I feel confident that if all of the measures above were implemented, wed save at least ten times as many lives per year as are killed by all guns under all circumstances.
So fine. If what we really want to do is save lives, and we dont care what the cost is to individual freedom, lets do it properly, shall we? Since the subject of guns has been beaten to a pulp, Ill focus on five other leading preventable causes of death, many of which kill far more people every year than guns do.
Suicide
- Dramatically improve mental health screening, suicide prevention facilities and resources nationwide.
- Start a comprehensive anti-suicide education program starting at the middle school level.
- Train health professionals to better recognize the danger signs of suicidal individuals.
- Ban all tobacco products. There, that was easy, wasnt it? Smoking is more dangerous than many other products that weve banned for decades, so why not?
- Quintuple federal taxes on alcohol over a five-year period.
- Stiffen regulations for preventing excessive alcohol consumption at bars. Hold bar owners and bartenders accountable for continuing to serve patrons who are already visibly impaired.
- Limit quantities of alcohol that can be purchased at one time.
- Eliminate the sales of alcohol at grocery and convenience stores.
- Ban the sales of products with a proof value over 80.
- Start a national anti-alcohol education program similar to the ones that have been used for years for smoking.
- Begin mandatory education of the dangers of alcohol in all elementary schools, continuing through high school.
- Hold colleges and universities more responsible for all of the nudge nudge, wink wink underage drinking that occurs there.
- Impose stiff new taxes on all food products deemed unhealthy by a government panel. Im sure we can trust them to make the right decisions.
- Require all television sets and computer monitors to flash up messages at least once every two hours remind viewers to get up and exercise. Every four hours, such devices should turn off and be impossible to turn back on for at least 30 minutes. Exemptions can be made in special cases.
- End all subsidies to corn growers. Ban high fructose corn syrup from all commercial products. End all sugar subsidies.
- Prohibit all marketing of all food products to children, including such tactics as ad bombardment on childrens television shows and the use of cartoon mascots.
- Prohibit the bundling of toys, games or other incentives to get kids to want certain types of foods for reasons having nothing to do with the food.
- Ban the sale of all junk food in sizes larger than single-serving portions.
- Prohibit restaurants from serving to anyone more than what is deemed the maximum reasonable number of calories that anyone should eat in a meal.
- Provide subsidies for gym memberships to all Americans.
- Impose limits on all government assistance programs so that funds can only be spent on healthful, economical foods.
- Provide free cooking lessons to those on government assistance so they can learn how to make real food.
- Dramatically increase health and life insurance premiums for those who are morbidly obese.
- Require mandatory written and driving tests for all drivers, annually from age 16 to 20, every five years until age 65, and annually again after that. Tests should include knowledge of the road, understanding of defensive driving techniques, and assessment of motor skills and reaction times.
- Require additional training and tests for safe winter driving in all states where the temperature regularly goes below freezing. (Make exemptions for special situations, like California or Hawaii, where some portion of the state goes below freezing but 99% of drivers never have to deal with it.)
- Require daytime headlight use nationwide.
- Require the mandatory installation of ignition interlock devices on all cars. Institute severe penalties for those bypassing them.
- Institute a nationwide maximum speed limit of 55 mph. Speed kills.
- Require mandatory speed limiters set to 60 mph for all vehicles. As above, severe penalties for attempting to bypass them. Special exemptions for emergency vehicles and so forth.
- Install red-light cameras at all intersections, with increasing penalties for repeat offenders.
- Increase further the penalties for drunk driving. Impose similar penalties for those who have accidents under the influence of prescription drugs for which they were warned that driving impairment was likely.
- Pass a national law requiring the use of hands-free units for all electronic devices.
- Raise the fuel tax by one dollar per gallon over ten years. Use the money to fund some of the initiatives listed here, and to encourage car-pooling and use of public transportation.
- Dramatically increase fines for not using seat belts.
- Provide subsidies to car manufacturers for the installation of safety devices such as air bags and anti-lock brakes.
The main difference is that most of the items on my list would actually work.In fact, I feel confident that if all of the measures above were implemented, wed save at least ten times as many lives per year as are killed by all guns under all circumstances.