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Really flirty girl came into the store today.

Locut0s

Locut0s

Lifer
I think she was either a bit drunk, a bit high or both? Anyway she kept saying all kinds of sexy little jokes "your meat looks really tasty" when looking at the hod dogs. Thing is she came in with her boyfriend! Well sort of boyfriend she happened to mention "I just found him today!". Kinda cute to boot too! The guy looked a bit embarrassed and looked like he didn't know what he'd gotten himself into. Haha didn't know if I envied him or felt sorry for him.

No of course I don't have pics sorry. Here are some Jessica Alba shots to make up for it:

...or not, as the case may be. Babe thread is in L&R.
Moderator allisolm
 
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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That would include yourself then.
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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That would include yourself then.
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LMFAO.

Dain...u got owned. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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That would include yourself then.
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Not nerdy, pathetic, or a loser. Pwnage not found. 😉
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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That would include yourself then.
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Not nerdy, pathetic, or a loser. Pwnage not found. 😉
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Your opinion doesn't count, you nerdy, pathetic loser!
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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That would include yourself then.
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LMFAO.

Dain...u got owned. 😀
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I don't know. He set himself up so well that i seriously assumed he was referring to himself. He kinda "owned" himself.
 
Originally posted by: spittledip
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
Click to expand...

That would include yourself then.
Click to expand...

LMFAO.

Dain...u got owned. 😀
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I don't know. He set himself up so well that i seriously assumed he was referring to himself. He kinda "owned" himself.
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Then he still got owned, didn't he then? 😉
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
This girl sat down next to me today at work. Her leg, like, totally touched mine. It gave me a boner too.
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Yea well last week a girl actually looked at me!!!!!!!111
 
Originally posted by: spittledip
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
Click to expand...

That would include yourself then.
Click to expand...

LMFAO.

Dain...u got owned. 😀
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I don't know. He set himself up so well that i seriously assumed he was referring to himself. He kinda "owned" himself.
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yar. I thought the intent was that he included himself.....

story in OP still blows.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
...and as usual, you didn't get any because you have no game but this was still the most exciting thing to happen in your boring pathetic existence so you decided that it'd be cool to share it with a bunch of other nerdy pathetic losers.
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Lifer: Posts > 20,000

Internet? :roll:
 
Originally posted by: Farang
first thing you thought was 'can't wait to tell me internet buddies about this'
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seriously

wtf is wrong with ppl.

i think ill start posting every single fucking encounter i have just to show how annoying this shit is. or maybe i wont because ill be pissed at myself for it
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Farang
first thing you thought was 'can't wait to tell me internet buddies about this'
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seriously

wtf is wrong with ppl.

i think ill start posting every single fucking encounter i have just to show how annoying this shit is. or maybe i wont because ill be pissed at myself for it
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1/10 needs more F bombs.
 
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