Really embarrassing question?

[mwmorph]

I have an embarrassing question. I masturbated earlier today and accidentally got some on my clothes. I went and took a shower, and then when I got out and went to wash my clothes, they were gone. My dad had apparently already put them in. I'm worried that because he touched the clothes, there could be some stuff on his hands. I'm really worried. It makes me uncomfortable because I'm worried that someone could get pregnant from this if it were to like spread?

I've been talking to FBB, TridenTboy3555, CasioTech and JohnCU about this but they have no idea!




Fer cryin' out loud.


esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator

 

[sash1]

that's one sticky situation you're in!

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[Oil]

Congrats, you just gave your dad herpes

 

[SmoochyTX]

:laugh:

 

[xanis]

someone screenshot this thread for future lulz and win

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

If you work at a restaurant, half of ATOT will never eat there again.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Ask FBB, I'm sure he has had this problem before.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Watch your dad for signs of morning sickness over the next couple weeks. Maybe you two need to get together and discuss what you're going to do about this if he caught preggers.

 

[MoPHo]

You practically had sex with your dad. Sorry to break the bad news to ya...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

WTF is happening to OT tonight???

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
WTF is happening to OT tonight???

i don't know. i'm scurred though... hold me

 

[Rufus12]

Make sure your dad rubs spermicidal lube all over his hands.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
WTF is happening to OT tonight???

School isn't back in until Monday.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
WTF is happening to OT tonight???

School isn't back in until Monday.

Mods still hungover from NYE?

 

[thehstrybean]

Your dad is either:

a) teh herpes
b) da preggo

 

[imported_Imp]

I remember accidentally humping someone's drink straw at a party while getting my coat once. I think I was still taking sex-ed in school, and didn't know about there being more than 1 hole so I went paranoid.

lol