Really bad chem jokes (if you understand moles you will get em)

Mucman

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Q: On which American mountain was Avogadro's face carved in stone?
A: Mount Rushmole

Q: How would you describe Avogadro's room while he was a teenager?
A: A Molar mess

Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles

Q: What area did Avogadro explore?
A: The South Mole

Q: What did Avogadro call his church service?
A: Molar Mass

Q: How did Avogadro get through the desert?
A: He rode on a camole

Q: What are school holidays for mole students?
A: Mole Day, October 23 and Mole-oween

Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?
A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."

Q: What sugar do moles prefer?
A: Mole-tose

Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum

Q: What are moles made of?
A: Molecules

Q: What kind of make-up does the mole wear on his eyelashes?
A: Molescara

Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!

Q: What is a mole's favorite soup?
A: Molestrone

Q: What did the mole say to the cow?
A: Molek does a body good!

You can see more fun stuff about moles here
 

Capn

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you're right, those were really bad.

Pun's are on the lower end of the humor food chain, chemistry puns should be forgotten completely.
 

eakers

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why was the bear attracted to water?

because it was polar.


hehe, purple-people-ether ((you have to see the picture))
*kat. <-- switching outta chem.
 

Capn

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"because it was polar."

Ok, you asked for it.

During WWII after Germany took over Poland, there was one man who tried to escape. He snuck onto a german airbase, and tried to steal a plane. End of story, the base guards caught him, you know why? Cause he was just a simple pole in a complex plane.

So I kind of butchered that, can't take anything away from the (nonexistant) humor though.

 

nirgis

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why did avagadro die of boredom?
A: because he tried to count a mole of atoms

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

^
same level of humor imho :D
 

CStroman

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Nirgis, please don't make wide posts anymore. I don't have a widescreen monitor.

I thought you were making jokes about molarity when I saw the title.
 

TuffGirl

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*groans at this whole thread*


eakers, you nerd! :D



<-- used to be a chem major too (!)