Realestate people etc, a question

[slugg]

Roundup in a spray bottle when he isn't home .....

Draw a penis in his lawn with this. Eventually, he will have a dead-grass penis for everyone to see.

 

[Thump553]

kindly inform him that the nitrates and bullshit he is pumping into his lawn is seeping into the water table and will soon be causing algal blooms and all sorts of horrible shit.

Advise him that he is poisoning his lawn and the water and property of everyone around him, then sue him for damages. Allowing natural plants and grasses and bugs to take over is a healthy lawn, not the abortion of unnatural greenness that he has going on. Just mow it when it gets too high and allow rain to add all the water that will ever be needed to your own lawn.

Also, tell him to fuck the fuck off.

This. The largest cash crop in the USA is lawns-a monocrop that is totally useless and only function is to satisfy vanity.

I wouldn't refer to this person as a neighbor, as he certainly isn't neighborly.

Personally I haven't fertilized my yard in 15-20 years and it is perfectly serviceable. The only parts I mow are very close to the house and the septic field. The rest is woods. Tell him he's lucky he doesn't live next to me. (BTW my neighbors don't mind my yard at all).

To answer your question though, read your HOA rules and regulations. I strongly suspect your "neighbor" is without a leg to stand on.

 

[olds]

Tell him the fact that his wife is fat, ugly and a whore is hurting his property values more than your lawn is.

 

[Anubis]

Might I suggest Roundup ice cubes/frozen water balloons and some pitching practice at night instead?

round up is child's play

go find some kudzu, toss it in his bushes, by the time he notices itll be too late

 

[Fanatical Meat]

His lawn looks awesome but $200 per month, that's foolish.
Your lawn looks pretty normal nothing to be ashamed of.

I will say people in this thread are weird about lawn maintenance. Putting down some fertilizer a few times a year isn't that expensive or that much work.

 

[zinfamous]

round up is child's play

go find some kudzu, toss it in his bushes, by the time he notices itll be too late

now that is an excellent idea. Soon his house will look like the apartment from Troll

 

[BxgJ]

round up is child's play

go find some kudzu, toss it in his bushes, by the time he notices itll be too late

Awesome 😀

 

[Zor Prime]

Read the HOA agreement like someone else already mentioned. I'm sure there's no language in there that could be interpreted that your current lawn maintenance isn't adequate.