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[mageslayer]

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After I read the article, I couldn't stop laughing.

My favorite passage:

The Mustache Institute ? a tongue-in-check group dedicated to defending a man's right to sport a mustache against modern aversions ? is demanding Snarr "recant" his shaving pledge and find another way to support the Children's Miracle Network.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Perlut said mustaches fell out of favor in the 1970s and that his group's most recent surveys shows only 20 percent of women favor them. That's why more men are sporting tiny "chin" beards, which Perlut calls a "spousal compromise."

Chin beards? Where the hell else can you grow a beard?

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Perlut said mustaches fell out of favor in the 1970s and that his group's most recent surveys shows only 20 percent of women favor them. That's why more men are sporting tiny "chin" beards, which Perlut calls a "spousal compromise."

Chin beards? Where the hell else can you grow a beard?

cheeks, jaw and neck

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Perlut said mustaches fell out of favor in the 1970s and that his group's most recent surveys shows only 20 percent of women favor them. That's why more men are sporting tiny "chin" beards, which Perlut calls a "spousal compromise."

Chin beards? Where the hell else can you grow a beard?

Ball beard?

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Perlut said mustaches fell out of favor in the 1970s and that his group's most recent surveys shows only 20 percent of women favor them. That's why more men are sporting tiny "chin" beards, which Perlut calls a "spousal compromise."

Chin beards? Where the hell else can you grow a beard?

cheeks, jaw and neck

You forgot ball sack, sir.

 

[mageslayer]

Originally posted by: krylon

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Perlut said mustaches fell out of favor in the 1970s and that his group's most recent surveys shows only 20 percent of women favor them. That's why more men are sporting tiny "chin" beards, which Perlut calls a "spousal compromise."

Chin beards? Where the hell else can you grow a beard?

cheeks, jaw and neck

You forgot ball sack, sir.

In that case I have a beard.