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Real names that make you laugh

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These are real!

Dusty Rhodes ... salesman
Chip Copper ... mechanical engineer
Ima ... a woman's 1st name, never knew the rest. My brain would not let me get past, "Ima what?"
 
My fiancee had all of these at her high school:

Jim Kloes (pronounced the same as "clothes") was a gym teacher
Richard Bender was a teacher
Richard Head was the husband of a teacher
Michael Ratch (rhymes with "watch") was another teacher
 
Two guys that work at my work:

Richard Munch
Michael Hunt

For some reason Richard doesn't go by Dick, and Michael does not like to be called Mike.

LMAO! That's amazing.

This thread is surprisingly consistent and full of good examples given the topic.

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Tom Collins

It's not as childish, but still awesome.

I don't get it. Wikipedia says it's a drink I guess?

I know someone named Tom Collins. Seems like a very common name.

Oh and my mom knew a guy named Sandy Beach and a woman named Crystal Ball.
 
That young guy TV news reporters are forever getting a man-on-the-street quote from at rock concerts: Heywood Jablome.

... And his buddy Pat McGroin.
 
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names of people i have met:
- tara dickoff
- richard cox
- phil bonerz
- harold fangboner
- crystal cherry

names of famous people:
- dick trickle
- dick army
- dick van ***
- richard boener (pronounced "bayner" my ass)
 
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