Real Men of Genius Help

[swanysto]

So I am trying to come up with a new Real Men of Genius Bud Light commercial to submit. Here is my start. If you have any suggestions please feel free to comment.

"Here's to you mister sex addict clinic inventor. Your clinics have created a get out of jail free card in the game we call marriage. It's alright honey, I cheated on you, but I am going to a sex addict clinic."

Obviously I am no linguist, but I think the premise can be used.

 

[lozina]

Here's to you Mr. I-post-on-a-forum-to-get-someone-else-to-come-up-with-a-contest-winning-Real-Men-Of-Genius-idea-for-me. You couldn't come up with anything on your own so you seek the advice from a forum full of self-proclaimed millionaires who drive fast cars and have Playboy trophy wives.

 

[disappoint]

If he becomes domesticated, does he change his name from Tiger to Pussy?

 

[swanysto]

Here's to you Mr. I-post-on-a-forum-to-get-someone-else-to-come-up-with-a-contest-winning-Real-Men-Of-Genius-idea-for-me. You couldn't come up with anything on your own so you seek the advice from a forum full of self-proclaimed millionaires who drive fast cars and have Playboy trophy wives.

Catchy, but I think it is too long. And that doesn't really help my idea. Make your own thread.

 

[thraashman]

Catchy, but I think it is too long. And that doesn't really help my idea. Make your own thread.

How about instead of Sex Addict Clinic Inventor, have it be Mr Sex Addict Therapist?

And obviously the guy singing in the background can make some Tiger Woods jokes. Like have him sing "I wrecked my car when my wife hit me!"

So grab yourself a cold Bud Light Mister champion of promiscuity, because sometimes a cold shower just isn't enough.

 

[swanysto]

How about instead of Sex Addict Clinic Inventor, have it be Mr Sex Addict Therapist?

And obviously the guy singing in the background can make some Tiger Woods jokes. Like have him sing "I wrecked my car when my wife hit me!"

So grab yourself a cold Bud Light Mister champion of promiscuity, because sometimes a cold shower just isn't enough.

That is exactly the kind of creative advice I was looking for, thank you sir!

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Your idea does not fit in with the general theme of the commercial series. It's not blue collar, it's not absurd enough, the subject is too sticky, and the punchline is not funny.

 

[OOBradm]

How about instead of Sex Addict Clinic Inventor, have it be Mr Sex Addict Therapist?

And obviously the guy singing in the background can make some Tiger Woods jokes. Like have him sing "I wrecked my car when my wife hit me!"

So grab yourself a cold Bud Light Mister champion of promiscuity, because sometimes a cold shower just isn't enough.

Except for the last phrase is always alliterated. So champion of promiscuity doesn't work

 

[swanysto]

Your idea does not fit in with the general theme of the commercial series. It's not blue collar, it's not absurd enough, the subject is too sticky, and the punchline is not funny.

It's not meant to be funny, it is meant to be sexist. I am creating it for my He-man women haters club. I am trying to prove how stupid women can be, by using up to date news, and a set of commercials I like.

 

[thraashman]

Except for the last phrase is always alliterated. So champion of promiscuity doesn't work

Hmmm, I didn't realize that it's always illiterated. Funny how many of these commercials I've seen and heard and never thought about that. How about protector of promiscuity?

 

[EGGO]

Here's to you Mr. Kissy Lips.

Men everywhere are more afraid of doing anything metrosexual, so they don't smile at any pictures.

I'm not photogenic!

But you prove you're more manly than they are, by not following the crowd and following every 14-21 year old girl's pose.

What is irony!?

Because nobody works as hard as you do to get the salon tan as the perfect accessory for those pouty lips. You prove to us that real men have to blow a kiss to the camera.

Creepin' out the photographer!

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Kissy Lips, because if there's one thing we can learn from you, it's to love all the haters while being completely jealous of you.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

It's not meant to be funny, it is meant to be sexist. I am creating it for my He-man women haters club. I am trying to prove how stupid women can be, by using up to date news, and a set of commercials I like.

So I am trying to come up with a new Real Men of Genius Bud Light commercial to submit.

Oh, that was crystal clear...