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MotionMan

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
About seven years ago, a coworker of mine received a fax from one of the clients... they had printed out an email, and faxed it to him.

keep it coming!!

Just this week I was e-mailed a PDF of a scan of an e-mail.

MotionMan
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
About seven years ago, a coworker of mine received a fax from one of the clients... they had printed out an email, and faxed it to him.

keep it coming!!

Just this week I was e-mailed a PDF of a scan of an e-mail.

MotionMan

I do this a lot. I print an Excel sheet and then I scan it to PDF and then email it.













(I have to have it hand-signed though :p)
 

Chiropteran

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
My wife is a director of student services at a state university... She has an employee who was at one point the acting director (until they hired my wife)... This employee was in a tizzy today because someone sent her an Excel spreadsheet that was incomplete because one interval of data was not summed.

She was close to tears b/c she was adding the columns on her calculator and she was having a hard time scrolling without losing her place on the spreadsheet.

What a dumb employee, she could have used the calc.exe instead of a physical calculator.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: FoBoT
the thing is, the spreadsheet was invented in 1979 :Q

29 years isn't long enough for peoples to figure out how to use it?

I dunno. Women got the vote in this country nearly 90 years ago.

JOKE, it's a joke, just a joke, damnit!


 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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I will say that there are times where a manual recalculation is necessary; sums, etc, are only as reliable as the user inputting them.
 

MrChad

Lifer
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My wife interned for a government agency where employees were calculating interest amounts by hand. She showed them how to calculate it in seconds with a simple formula in Excel and became the hero of the office.
 

nanette1985

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Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: FoBoT
the thing is, the spreadsheet was invented in 1979 :Q

29 years isn't long enough for peoples to figure out how to use it?
I think the Xerox Alto had a spreadsheet function by 1974. They just didn't know what to do with this wonderful new technology, so they never started selling them en masse.

Spreadsheets have been around forever. History of Spreadsheets
Most mainframes had some kind of spreadsheet, but coding them for the big old mainframes was clunky. My way-older brother worked for ExCellO in the 60's and his job was tinkering with the spreadsheet software for efficiency. (He was also in charge of their computer chess team)

VisiCalc was amazing partly because it worked on a PC, but also largely because it was the first time a computer spreadsheet was designed by someone who actually understood business spreadsheets, rather than just a programmer.

Stupid user story: I remember once when a client complained that the "sleep" function didn't work. He was trying to take a nap at his desk, but he was still awake . . .
 
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I can also never seem to get the point across that Acrobat is not a word processor.

"I want to be able to change this sentence here and move this paragraph and then spellcheck"

"You can't really do that, that's not what Acrobat is for. Open the Word document and do it there."

"But I've already printed it and scanned it to a PDF!"

:confused:

 

trmiv

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Here is another good one. Not mine, another tech at work sent this out:

Original ticket:

It seems that almost on a daily basis sometime multiple times a day, I lose my connection to the server, internet, IP for phone. This has caused some issues when working/saving documents and also dropping conference calls. Can something be done to find out why my connection fails so often?

Thank you,


Solution:

The customer had his network cord running directly under his clear plastic carpet pad. Each time he rolled his chair over it, the plastic spikes would poke a hole into the cord causing intermittent loss of signal. I have replaced his cord and rerouted it around the room (25 ft. long cord since his desk is in the center of the room), to prevent any further issues of the spikes creating holes in the cord. The customer is working fine again on his phone and laptop...................Closing the ticket at this time........
 

IEC

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Jun 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Floppy disk? Disks aren't very floppy... Surprised most people even know what a floppy disk is any more...

5,25" disks were :p
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Spartan, I think you must be using a 5.25" floppy sneaker-net to get your Internet access. Looks like you've got some lag issues. ;)

 

Joemonkey

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You know the only thing I wish Excel could do natively? Suppose i have a list of 50 things in column A, and a list of 24 things in column B.... give me a way to say "exists in column A and B and put each of them in column C, even though they are not the same number of things"
 

axelfox

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Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
My wife is a director of student services at a state university... She has an employee who was at one point the acting director (until they hired my wife)... This employee was in a tizzy today because someone sent her an Excel spreadsheet that was incomplete because one interval of data was not summed.

She was close to tears b/c she was adding the columns on her calculator and she was having a hard time scrolling without losing her place on the spreadsheet.

What a dumb employee, she could have used the calc.exe instead of a physical calculator.

Uh, still has to scroll.
 

AreaCode7O7

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Originally posted by: Joemonkey
You know the only thing I wish Excel could do natively? Suppose i have a list of 50 things in column A, and a list of 24 things in column B.... give me a way to say "exists in column A and B and put each of them in column C, even though they are not the same number of things"

I'd do something like this

if((vlookup(a1,b:b,1,FALSE))!='#N/A',a1,if(vlookup(b1,a:a,1,FALSE))!='#N/A',b1,"")
 

Crusty

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Originally posted by: Joemonkey
You know the only thing I wish Excel could do natively? Suppose i have a list of 50 things in column A, and a list of 24 things in column B.... give me a way to say "exists in column A and B and put each of them in column C, even though they are not the same number of things"

That's a database is for!
 

lizardboy

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Lets here some more!

Ready for a stupid speller story...

I read this post on ATOT and the guy used "here" instead of "hear" at the end of his post.
 

oboeguy

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I was asked to look at someone's website before it's released. I was sent a PDF. That was from a scan of a paper print-out of the site.:confused:
 

cjvon

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My wife used to do deskside support.

I'll let my wife type the story, it's rather long:

I was hired into the IT dept. the first week I started college. I had the luck to have a member of the IT Dept staff as one of my professors who recognized I knew more about computers then some of the staff.

After I had been working for several weeks I had a ticket to install a new computer for the Chancellors administrative assistant. I'll date myself by stating it was a brand new IBM model 40 running OS/2. :) In any case, I called her and made an appointment and at the appointed time showed up at her office with it.

For some reason, even though we spoke on the phone earlier she freaked out on me, stating "I WILL NOT let a student assistant install MY new computer that I have been waiting for 6 weeks for...blah blah blah and I know more about computers than you..." So I said, "Fine, set it up yourself. Call me when you need your old one picked up."

An hour later, she left me a miserable voice mail that it wouldn't power on and she couldn't understand why and would I come take a look at it. 3 hours later I bothered to stop by. I made sure everything was properly attached, after confirming that I crawled under her desk to check power and started laughing. She had plugged the surge strip back into itself. It gets worse. When I went to plug it into the wall she yelled at me, "What are you doing?! If you plug that into the wall my computer won't be protected from surges." I laughed, walked out, and called my manager, who also laughed.
 

IEC

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Spartan, I think you must be using a 5.25" floppy sneaker-net to get your Internet access. Looks like you've got some lag issues. ;)

Just about.

(And yes the bump of an old thread was intentional)