RE: All these DIY threads

[OCGuy]

Man up. Tell the woman that you are on your winter vacation, and you dont want to clean the fucking hardwood floors. Or fix a leaky faucet. Or remove a kitchen faucet.

Pull your balls out of your vagina and drink a beer in your boxers. When she starts yelling at you, remind her how much less she weighed when you met.


/rant

 

[joesmoke]

wouldn't it be "these"?

edit: fixed

 

[guyver01]

When she starts yelling at you, remind her how much less she weighed when you met.

as she reminds you of how much longer you lasted in bed?

 

[MotF Bane]

And then contact a good divorce lawyer. Strike first!

 

[gorcorps]

You're going to die alone in a gutter OP. Have fun

 

[ViviTheMage]

OR OP could ignore those threads ... just like many will ignore this one!

 

[OCGuy]

OR OP could ignore those threads ... just like many will ignore this one!

Don't you have a doorknob to change or something?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Don't you have a doorknob to change or something?

^_^

 

[alkemyst]

OCGuy when you finally get a girl friend you will understand.

 

[iGas]

And then contact a good divorce lawyer. Strike first!

A happy wife is a happy life.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Real men maintain their castle.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Haha saying man up and telling guys not to fix stuff. Manning up IS fixing things around the house, even if you don't know how to do it. Make it up as you go.

 

[Aharami]

some of us enjoy keeping our house in order. at least that's what real men do.

 

[Cuda1447]

Haha saying man up and telling guys not to fix stuff. Manning up IS fixing things around the house, even if you don't know how to do it. Make it up as you go.

I tried the making it up as you go part today.... flooded kitchen/living room!

 

[iGas]

I tried the making it up as you go part today.... flooded kitchen/living room!

Unforeseen shits happen, but it is a lesson learn (sometime it can be an expensive lesson).

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Man up. Tell the woman that you are on your winter vacation, and you dont want to clean the fucking hardwood floors. Or fix a leaky faucet. Or remove a kitchen faucet.

Pull your balls out of your vagina and drink a beer in your boxers. When she starts yelling at you, remind her how much less she weighed when you met.


/rant

Really! If I'm on vacation, fuck it, let my relatives come over to my house for Christmas - I ain't gettin out in this fuckin cold again just to sit there....

 

[tfinch2]

These couple of weeks are my time to get shit done.

 

[SparkyJJO]

So, "manning up" is being a lazy drunken bum on the couch?

Right...

 

[OCGuy]

So, "manning up" is being a lazy drunken bum on the couch?

Right...

Wrong. "Bum" means no house. So no couch to sit on and drink beer.

 

[Mike Gayner]

These couple of weeks are my time to get shit done.

Precisely this.

 

[Squisher]

I like fixing stuff, well not always the actual fixing, but the feeling of it being fixed once it was done. The wife was always the one saying to slow down and not to kill myself, but that might be because once I start I'm kinda driven. Mentally twisted? Definitely. Pussy whipped? Well, that too, but I also sport a liver that resembles Swiss cheese.