Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [X] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was
someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You didn't join TA RC5
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
cool
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Follow the RC5 FAQ
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Get some (RC5)crack
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your sh!t somewhere else
[ ] Get fscked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or fsck off
[X] All of the above
Ahh, I knew I'd find a use for this sometime.
