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Rate yourself on my pity scale (people I feel sorry for).

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No Lifer
If you are one of the people in each group you get one point. You can then tabulate your points at the bottom to determine how sorry for you I feel.

- you spend a good portion of your time driving an automatic (exceptions for delivery drivers and the like)
- you are a vegetarian for moral/principle reasons
- you drive a domestic automobile (exception made for SRT4, mustang GT/Mach1/etc., Viper)
- you use a Mac with any significant frequency
- you watch anime with any significant frequency
- you thought that Matrix: Reloaded was as good or better than the first one
- you consistently spend $2,000/year or more on upgrading your home PC
- you own, or frequently use, a Nintendo Gamecube (exception made for using the Gamecube as target practice)
- "I could care less" is used when in fact you mean "I couldn't care less" (whether you could or couldn't care any less about it, give yourself a point)
- you spend a significant portion of your time watching/consuming/enjoying either football, baseball, or basketball

Final score:
0: I feel no pity for you and consider you quite possibly a wonderful person.
1: I feel some pity for you, but you're probably still decent.
2: Yet more pity. Though I still think you can be saved, you're truly playing with fire with my pity-levels.
3: There is no chance for you. I feel very sorry for you as a person.
4+ Frankly, I'm quite upset at how far down you've let your life fall and pity is too weak a word to express my feelings about you.

I hope you enjoy the thread! :heart:
 
"you spend a significant portion of your time watching/consuming/enjoying either football, baseball, or basketball"

I guess you feel a little pity for me. However, I feel sad for you. 😉
 
you are a vegetarian for moral/principle reasons
you drive a domestic automobile (exception made for SRT4, mustang GT/Mach1/etc., Viper
you thought that Matrix: Reloaded was as good or better than the first one
you consistently spend $2,000/year or more on upgrading your home PC
you spend a significant portion of your time watching/consuming/enjoying either football, baseball, or basketball


hmmmm. i'm a veggie but not for reasons you listed. i was just raised that way and still don't really like the taste of meat products.

 
0

though i should get one point for wanting to buy a gamecube and play metroid prime

misunderstood that question about automatic so n/m about that
 
I got a 0. Woohoo, Skoorb thinks I'm a wonderful person!
The very fact that I'm cheering because a person I don't even know thinks I'm wonderful from a rating by an arbitrary scale makes me the most pitiful human I know...geez, thanks alot Skoorb.
 
I got a 1 for owning a gamecube. But I regret buying it - does that mean it still counts?

And I guess another point for following college football.
 
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