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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
10,801
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Using these categories:

Intelligence (scale of 1-10)
Aesthetics (scale of 1-10)
Manliness (scale of 1-10, 0 = female)
Height (1 point for every inch above 6'0" you are, -5 points for every inch below 6'0" you are. start at 10. manlets will be negative and rightfully so)
Wealth (1 point for every $100k of net worth you have)

Then take the average of those numbers (yes possible to get over 10). Subtract 5 points from your average if you're overweight, -10 if you're obese.

schneiderguy:

Intelligence: My IQ and SAT scores are in the 98-99th percentile so I say 9.5/10. Basically a genius.
Aesthetics: I'm a 10/10, women love me.
Manliness: I have some guns and long hair like vikings had. I am scared of squirrels. 8/10.
Height: 11 (6'1")
Wealth: 0 (Net worth = $~5k. Haven't had much of chance to acquire any currency yet. I am only 20)

Therefore my overall score is 7.7/10.

What's yours?
 
HAL9000

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
22,021
3
76
Intelligence 8 - I'm fairly intelligent.
Aesthetics 3 - I'm not a huge fan of how I look
Manliness 2 - IMO being "manly" is a disability.
Height 15 - 6ft 5
Wealth 0
 
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spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
65,469
5
76
Intelligence - 8, maybe 9 at the most, more like 8.5
Aesthetics -7, attractive, but not a hunk
Manliness - 9, scoring a 10 here should be difficult, think Walker, Texas Ranger. I can shoot squirrels with a weapon I made by hand and clean, cook and eat them.
Height - 13
Wealth - 24

Overall, I view myself as a solid 8/10
 
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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
10,801
91
91
spidey07 said:
Intelligence - 8, maybe 9 at the most, more like 8.5
Aesthetics -7, attractive, but not a hunk
Manliness - 9, scoring a 10 here should be difficult, think Walker, Texas Ranger
Height - 13
Wealth - 24
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12.3/10, I bow before your awesomeness :thumbsup:
 
Kirby

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
12,028
2
0
Intelligence OVER 9000
Aesthetics OVER 9000
Manliness OVER 9000
Height OVER 9000
Wealth OVER 9000
 
schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
10,801
91
91
nkgreen said:
Intelligence OVER 9000
Aesthetics OVER 9000
Manliness OVER 9000
Height OVER 9000
Wealth OVER 9000
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SolMiester

SolMiester

Diamond Member
Dec 19, 2004
5,330
17
76
HAL9000 said:
Intelligence 8 - I'm fairly intelligent.
Aesthetics 3 - I'm not a huge fan of how I look
Manliness 2 - IMO being "manly" is a disability.
Height 15 - 6ft 5
Wealth 0
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Only if you are a woman!...LOL

I = 7.5
A = 7
M = 8
H = 12 (6"2")
W = 4

7.7/10 for me
 
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Lean L

Lean L

Diamond Member
Apr 30, 2009
3,685
0
0
Intelligence (scale of 1-10) - 9
Aesthetics (scale of 1-10) - 9.7
Manliness (scale of 1-10, 0 = female) - 9
Height - Your scale is fucking retarded... 5'10"
Wealth - Nope... not gonna say
 
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SlowSpyder

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
17,305
1,002
126
schneiderguy said:
I'm only afraid of squirrels, and nothing else.
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Before I can confirm your eight, based on the answer above, I need a bit more information.

Say there was a wierd squirrel-centaur type beast. It's body was that of a squirrel and it had the big bushy tail and everything. But it's front half (above the front squirrel legs) was that of a man, let's say it was a Jesus half up top. Where would your fear level be?
 
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SlowSpyder

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
17,305
1,002
126
Oh, and...

Intelligence (scale of 1-10) 10
Aesthetics (scale of 1-10) 5
Manliness (scale of 1-10, 0 = female) 8
Height (1 point for every inch above 6'0" you are, -5 points for every inch below 6'0" you are. start at 10. manlets will be negative and rightfully so) 10.0
Wealth (1 point for every $100k of net worth you have) 0

6.6 :(
 
schneiderguy

schneiderguy

Lifer
Jun 26, 2006
10,801
91
91
SlowSpyder said:
Before I can confirm your eight, based on the answer above, I need a bit more information.

Say there was a wierd squirrel-centaur type beast. It's body was that of a squirrel and it had the big bushy tail and everything. But it's front half (above the front squirrel legs) was that of a man, let's say it was a Jesus half up top. Where would your fear level be?
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My fear level would be 0 (no fear) because the sight of Jesus throws me into an inhuman rage (I'm an atheist). I would slay the beast without hesitation.

HAL9000 said:
Someones short :biggrin:
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:awe: Poor manlets.
 
Lean L

Lean L

Diamond Member
Apr 30, 2009
3,685
0
0
schneiderguy said:
My fear level would be 0 (no fear) because the sight of Jesus throws me into an inhuman rage (I'm an atheist). I would slay the beast without hesitation.



:awe: Poor manlets.
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I feel like I just got insulted by a special Olympics runner.
 
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Wanescotting

Diamond Member
Feb 4, 2004
3,219
0
76
HAL9000 said:
In my experience people get wiser between ages 18 and 28 after that they just get stuck in their ways and stop growing.
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So true, BUT I have personally become a bit more laid back and patient since I turned 30 (now 31).
 
HAL9000

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
22,021
3
76
Cafe Express said:
So true, BUT I have personally become a bit more laid back and patient since I turned 30 (now 31).
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I'm not saying it's impossible or that it officially stops at 28 but any growth will be a lot slower in my experience.
 
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